" airmail "

 [ "airmail" ]

1: To throw a ball too high, and have it sail over the head of the person you're throwing it to. Usually used in baseball.

  * e.g.,  ... Ichiro was safe at third base because Guerrero airmailed the throw into the stands. 

 [ "airmail" ]

1: To fart in someones face, usually unexpected.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude you just airmailed Liza and her hair flew backwards. 

 [ "Airmail" ]

1: When a mans zipper is down for long periods of time, therefore occasionally exposing his "package". This can either be done accidentally or by a tweaked individual... on purpose.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude your package is showing, you sending out airmail or what?" 

 [ "dutch airmail" ]

1: Best described as tossing a pillow to your friend or mate after farting in it.

  * e.g.,  ... "my wife sent me a dutch airmail after dinner,it smelt like i had my head up her ass!" 

 [ "Airmail Blowjob" ]

1: When you send a greeting card (preferably homade with some gay picture of a rabit or some shit on it) filled with your cum. The unsepecting victim then opens the card and sees AIRMAIL BLOWJOB in big red letters, fallowed by a cum smeared picture of three old men sucking eachother off.

  * e.g.,  ... Jon Bon sent $Tmoney$ an Airmail Blowjob and he has no idea whats comming. 

 [ "airmail bill" ]

1: a naked british dinosaur who enjoys a homsexual lifestyle and chubby young men

  * e.g.,  ... an airmail bill was arrested today in manchester for raping a bunch of fat men