" mailer "

 [ "Mailer" ]

1: v. To inflate the syllable count of any given sentence, while simultaneously disguising any meaning that may have been intended. See wordBEMLi/word

  * e.g.,  ... Oh stop Mailering and speak bloody English will you, wordffs/word 

 [ "Mailer" ]

1: Sex God

  * e.g.,  ... Phew, you're a bit of a Mailer, you are.  

 [ "Mailer" ]

1: One who mails, and uses stamps and envelopes as weapons against unexpecting victims.

  * e.g.,  ...  What a complete Mailer!  

 [ "Mailer" ]

2: The official title of Mailer is only given when the MailGod and MailGoddess decide to do so.

  * e.g.,  ...  Oi you Mailer!  

 [ "mailer-demon" ]

1: An evil supernatural force that lives within cyberspace and randomly rejects sent emails for no apparent reason.

  * e.g.,  ... Dave: Did you email that hottie from Craigslist about hooking up this weekend? Ryan: I tried but the mailer-demon apparently is already dating her...because he sent it right back to me. 

 [ "pre-mailer" ]

1: pre-mailer - a person who comes to tell you they have sent you an email before it even arrives in your inbox

  * e.g.,  ... Mike: Did you get my e-mail? Pips: When did you send it? Mike: Just sent it. Pips thinking: He is such a freakin pre-mailer. 

 [ "mailer-daemon" ]

1: A cyber-fiend who hijacks your e-mail transmissions for horrific ends and instantly declares your message a failure.

  * e.g.,  ... "...that I may have your hand in matrimony." SEND MAILER-DAEMON: < message failure> " O scowl of night!" 

 [ "Typical Mailers" ]

1: A term used to describe people who conform to the usual or expected standards and patterns of behavior, often seen as lacking creativity or originality. It's often used in a negative or dismissive way.

  * e.g.,  ...  "I'm tired of hanging out with these typical mailers, I need some new friends who think outside the box" "This company is full of typical mailers, no one dares to speak out and share new ideas." 

 [ "Dick mailer" ]

1: One who dilivers by the means of a post office, a dildo to a gay lover before butt sex.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob: Do you know why Abe sent me a dildo in the mail? That's kind of fruity. 

 [ "Norman Mailer" ]

1: Answering a question extremely quickly, especially a rather difficult one. The term is named after the author himself, as well as an absolutely golden moment during Meredith Viera's time as the host of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?", where a contestant phoned a friend for $250,000, and said friend instantly told him the correct answer - Norman Mailer.

  * e.g.,  ... Contestant: "Bob, in 1960, what author stabbed his second wife, Adele, with a pen knife during an argument at a party?" Bob (before contestant even reads any of the choices): Norman Mailer! *Audience cheers* (A few moments later, contestant locks in Norman Mailer and gets it right) 

 [ "Boomerang Mailer" ]

1: Someone who always uses the reply/forward box at the bottom of an E-mail,regardless how irrelavent the original mail is.

  * e.g.,  ... I sent Steve Martin this mail a month ago, what does new E-mail have to do with that? What a boomerang mailer this guy is.