" admittances "

 [ "Admittal" ]

1: A combination of Admission and stupidity, often used by drunk women and college bro's

  * e.g.,  ... "I asked John if he slept with karen and got his Admittal!" 

 [ "admittance" ]

1: The inverse of impedance. Usually denoted as "Y" in electrical equations, or 1/Z, Z being impedance. The unit value of admittance is commonly dubbed "mhos" (backwards spelling of ohms.) It is a measure of the lack of impedance in a circuit, system of circuits or a specific conductor. A short circuit should, ideally, have an admittance of infinity. An open circuit will have an ideal admittance of 0 mhos.

  * e.g.,  ... Z = 10 ohms 

 [ "admittal" ]

1: MILITARY - A formal, professional disclosure or confession provided in the interest of integrity and transparency, admitting to having made a mistake or engaged in acts of misconduct in one's past.

  * e.g.,  ... In order to enlist in the United States Army, I was compelled to formally submit a "self admittal" up the chain of command explaining in detail every law enforcement encounter I had in my past, and why I still believed it would be in the Army's best interests to consider me for enlistment and acceptance dispite my criminal background discrepancies.