" passport "

 [ "passport" ]

1: Document allowing the owner to travel abroad. Yes Americans, you can travel abroad and see the world without invading. There's some nic places out there. There are even nice people out there, even in France! Go on, give it a go.

  * e.g.,  ... Like a little book with your picture in it. It will have your name and say that you are from America. I really think you might like it! 

 [ "passport" ]

2: Apologies to those Americans who own a passport. If you are one of these, and you have actually used your passport well WOOHOO!!! You are in a tiny minority of about 3% of Americans. Pat yourself on the back. I'm genuinely proud of you.

 [ "passport" ]

1: Identification you are forced to use to enter bars and concerts because you have previously lost your driver's license, work ID and old fake ID from college during drunken nights out.

  * e.g.,  ... "I have to find my passport so I can go out tonight." 

 [ "Passport" ]

1: The most useless thing in 2020

  * e.g.,  ... Daughter: Dad I haven't got my passport and our trip is in mid-March! 

 [ "Passport" ]

1: A small Honda SUV from the early 2000's that wants to be a Jeep. It's not particularly good at offroading and it's not particularly good at driving in the city. It has terrible gas mileage. Also, it's basically an Izuzu Rodeo with a different badge.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude let's go mudding in my Honda Passport!" "Why? Last time I had pull you out with my minivan." 

 [ "No passport" ]

1: When someone travels (in a game of basketball) way too fuckin much

  * e.g.,  ... "Nah, that nigga just went to China with no passport. You're supposed to dribble the ball, dumbass!" 

 [ "Passport" ]

1: A small book that you are forced to carry with you abroad and are forced to renew every 5-10 years. For some countries you are forced to get a stupid document called a visa just to enter.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 1: Hey man, we’re gonna leave for Algeria in a week. Dude 2: I don’t think I can go bro. Dude 1: Why? 

 [ "Passporting" ]

1: Collecting stamps on your sexual passport by hooking up with people from other countries with the goal of experiencing all parts of the world.

  * e.g.,  ... I was passporting last weekend Vegas and got two more stamps. I hooked up with a German and an Aussie. There's so many foreign hotties in here. Let's go passporting and see who can visit the most countries. 

 [ "bloo passport" ]

1: A term used by the UK's prime minister, Boris Johnson, to define the life changing colour shift in the passports used in the UK.

  * e.g.,  ... "No! But you will be receiving a lovely new BLOO passport." 

 [ "Passport bros" ]

1: The "Passport Bros" are men who have chosen to seek out foreign women, typically from other countries, for relationships. They believe that western women have been influenced by cultural and societal pressures to behave in a certain way, and that by seeking out foreign women, they can find a more authentic, fulfilling, and harmonious relationship. This is seen as a way to restore the natural balance between masculine and feminine energy, and to avoid the "wickedness" of western women.

  * e.g.,  ... "Mike has been traveling to different countries for the past year and has earned himself the nickname "Passport Bros" among his friends, due to his tendency to only date foreign women." 

 [ "scouser's passport" ]

1: A local bus pass or ticket, more often than not used to go one stop up a straight road

  * e.g.,  ... "Are you walkin into town mate?"