" doorway "

 [ "doorway" ]

1: A hood ass chick. A loose woman.

  * e.g.,  ... That chick is a doorway man. Everybody has been in and out of her. 

 [ "Doorway Dad" ]

1: What you imagine is behind that cracked door during your fapfest? It's Doorway Dad. He knows when you're awake, he knows when you're asleep. And he watches you masturbate. Beware!

  * e.g.,  ... I couldn't fap last night I was being spied on by Doorway Dad. :( 

 [ "Doorway chugging" ]

1: Is a made up sex act you tell people you're into, to see if they act like they've heard of it. Then later when they Google it, they'll see they were trolled.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm really into doorway chugging. 

 [ "sleeping in the doorway" ]

1: The male act of passing out during sex (whether due to alcohol or exhaustion) while in the act of penetration.

  * e.g.,  ... I was so wiped out last night after the bar that I ended up sleeping in the doorway. My wife was pissed. 

 [ "Golden Doorway" ]

1: Standing on the roof of a complex such as an apartment or a skyscraper and peeing over the main entrance creating a golden flow of urinary goodness that pours over anyone who walks through the pathway.

  * e.g.,  ... "So I gave Mark's girlfriend a golden doorway after she bitched him out. A lesson she'll never forget." 

 [ "Doorway Ass" ]

1: Theres no magic here people, its just describing an ass the size of a common doorway. Meaning big giant hips / booty. In reference to the width of a doorway.

  * e.g.,  ... I love you baby and that giant doorway ass! 

 [ "filthy doorway suprise" ]

1: where a girl licks a boys ass and the boy poops on her face. then the girl throws up.

  * e.g.,  ... the "filthy doorway suprise" made my girlfriends want to be a lesbian 

 [ "bis hop a bis hoppin' hop to different doorways in a maze" ]

1: A phrase shouted Jesus when he has become aroused by the sight of a man and intends to pursue him. Jesus will use his tendrils to grab hold of the man, immobilizing him until Jesus forces the man's penis into butt dick butt.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: "Oh, shit, here comes Jesus, and he looks horny!" Guy 2: "Get away!" Jesus: "Bis hop a bis hoppin' hop to different doorways in a maze!" Guy 1: "It's too late! He's got me by the dick with his tendrils!" 

 [ "Doorway chonker" ]

1: A cat who sits in awkward places.

  * e.g.,  ... I couldn't get into my house because my cat was being a doorway chonker 

 [ "Bad doorway" ]

1: A "bad doorway" is like that moment when you walk into a room and forget why you’re there, except the doorway itself is actively plotting against you. It’s the architectural equivalent of a prankster who makes you trip over your own feet, spill your coffee, and forget your own name—all in one go. Basically, it’s a door with a vendetta and a questionable sense of humor!

  * e.g.,  ... Every time I try to walk through that bad doorway, it feels like it’s out to get me, tripping me up and making me spill my drink!