" of "

 [ "of" ]

1: Used by idiots who can't articulate correctly in place of the word "have".

  * e.g.,  ... I should of asked for her number. 

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2: Cross-reference: Often used in the same sentence as "your" when what they really mean to say is "you're".

  * e.g.,  ... Those movie tickets cost more than they should of. 

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3: In frequent use in England.

  * e.g.,  ... It's raining. Your going to be sorry. You should of brought an umbrella. 

 [ "of" ]

1: Yeah so this is a common word. It is usually used in a sentence. of can also be an abbreviation for ohhh f*ck.

  * e.g.,  ... She through out that new lamp of yours. OF, I forgot to die. 

 [ "of" ]

1: A preposition that illiterate fools use when they should be using "have" following certain verbs.

  * e.g.,  ... "She should of worn heels with that 'fit." 

 [ "of" ]

1: Function: preposition

  * e.g.,  ... 'SON of a BITCH!' 

 [ "of" ]

2: Etymology: Middle English, off, of, from Old English, adverb & preposition; akin to Old High German aba off, away, Latin ab from, away, Greek apo

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3: Date: before 12th century

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4: 1 -- used as a function word to indicate a point of reckoning <north of the lake>

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5: 2 a -- used as a function word to indicate origin or derivation <a man of noble birth> b -- used as a function word to indicate the cause, motive, or reason <died of flu> c : BY <plays of Shakespeare> d : on the part of <very kind of you>

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6: 3 -- used as a function word to indicate the component material, parts, or elements or the contents <throne of gold> <cup of water>

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7: 4 a -- used as a function word to indicate the whole that includes the part denoted by the preceding word <most of the army> b -- used as a function word to indicate a whole or quantity from which a part is removed or expended <gave of his time>

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8: 5 a : relating to : ABOUT <stories of her travels> b : in respect to <slow of speech>

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9: 6 a -- used as a function word to indicate belonging or a possessive relationship <king of England> b -- used as a function word to indicate relationship between a result determined by a function or operation and a basic entity (as an independent variable) <a function of x> <the product of two numbers>

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10: 7 -- used as a function word to indicate something from which a person or thing is delivered <eased of her pain> or with respect to which someone or something is made destitute <robbed of all their belongings>

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11: 8 a -- used as a function word to indicate a particular example belonging to the class denoted by the preceding noun <the city of Rome> b -- used as a function word to indicate apposition <that fool of a husband>

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12: 9 a -- used as a function word to indicate the object of an action denoted or implied by the preceding noun <love of nature> b -- used as a function word to indicate the application of a verb <cheats him of a dollar> or of an adjective <fond of candy>

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13: 10 -- used as a function word to indicate a characteristic or distinctive quality or possession <a woman of courage>

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14: 11 a -- used as a function word to indicate the position in time of an action or occurrence <died of a Monday> b : BEFORE <quarter of ten>

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15: 12 archaic : ON <a plague of all cowards -- Shakespeare>

 [ "of" ]

1: The large lump a male grows on his lower back during and after menopause.

  * e.g.,  ... My of has turned of. 

 [ "of" ]

2: The colour of vomit after it has been left in a bucket of blue paint for a while.

  * e.g.,  ... Boing. 

 [ "offed" ]

1: to offed someone is to have killed him.

  * e.g.,  ... Yo, Dre offed Craig last week. 

 [ "ofs" ]

1: meaning: oh fo sho

  * e.g.,  ... sup man you comin street racing tonight? 

 [ "Offing" ]

1: The sea between the horizon and the offshore

  * e.g.,  ... There was an ominous cloud in the offing. 

 [ "offing" ]

1: An Italian Mafia term used to describe murdering someone. Similar to other Mafioso terms such as whack or hit.

  * e.g.,  ... "I sure as shit ain't gonna be the one offing that guy without permission from the Boss. He's a made-man for God's sake. What do you think I am, a fuckin' stugatz"? 

 [ "offed" ]

1: get rid of, throw away, toss, kill

  * e.g.,  ... He offed his gun before the cop shook him.