" newly "

 [ "newly" ]

1: an acronym for never ever wana loose you

  * e.g.,  ... oh baby ilysm newly. <33 

 [ "newly minted" ]

1: To be single after a long term relationship.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Billys girlfriend broke up with him, he's newly minted 

 [ "newly renovated" ]

1: A term used to describe every hotel known to man, regardless of when, or if, it was ever actually renovated.

  * e.g.,  ... "I just got back from my trip to Shreveport. The hotel website said that it was newly renovated, but my TV had rabbit ears!" 

 [ "newly divorced" ]

1: When Karen takes the kids and leaves you sad and alone.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey,bud! 

 [ "Newly-dating guilt" ]

1: The feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you either ask someone out and they say yes, or they ask you out and you say yes, and you're not sure if you made the right choice.

  * e.g.,  ... "I didn't want Nathaniel to be my boyfriend, but I just can't say no. I can't tell if I'm getting newly-dating guilt." 

 [ "Newly-dating guilt" ]

2: Usually only occurs for the first few days, unless it's someone you're not comfortable with being with.

 [ "Newly Wed Syndrome" ]

1: When a couple gets together and they are disgustingly clingy and cutesy with each other.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh they totally have newly wed syndrome." 

 [ "newly-bled" ]

1: when a girl starts her period she is pronounced newly-bled

  * e.g.,  ... jenna: WTF IS THAT BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY PUSSY!? 

 [ "Newly Opportunitied" ]

1: Newly opportunitied is a word to describe the stage that two people are in during their early talking stage, with marriage intentions. It’s not “newly talking” quite yet, but there’s an opportunity… newly opportunitied. A perfect term to describe the status of potentials, without the pressuring terminology, assuring them there’s still time to run away if you’d like.

  * e.g.,  ... Person #1: “Oh they’re together!” Person #2: “No bro, they just met a few weeks ago. They’re Newly Opportunitied.” Person #1: “Rightttt, my bad.” 

 [ "newly baked" ]

1: New girlfriend/boyfriend

  * e.g.,  ... Are you comming to the party this weekend?