" yokel "

 [ "yokel" ]

1: A hick, redneck, etc. Commonly referred to Niko by Vlad in GTA

  * e.g.,  ... Vlad: You remember Ivan? 

 [ "yokel" ]

1: peasant, hick, hayseed

 [ "yokel" ]

1: a rural person = country bumpkin

  * e.g.,  ... Some smelly yokel came in and tried to flirt with the cashier. 

 [ "yokel" ]

1: A bucktoothed,hillbilly, river rat, (slack jawwed yokel)Some1 who was born in tha country and isnt street smart. talks with a goofy southern accent.eats squirell. usually named Cletis(tha slack jawwed yokel) Can be a diss for somebody living in the country.

  * e.g.,  ... I heard alabama's full of Yokels up in tha boonies. 

 [ "yokel" ]

1: A hillbilly being who roast goats and sodomises or auctions of their children to more desperate yokels.Incest a game the whole family can play is enjoyed by the majority of yokels (the other minority dont have kids).

  * e.g.,  ... Good kind sir :Sheesh lynchy get off my damn roof 

 [ "yokel" ]

1: an object in your possession that you couldnt be annoyed saying the real name of. Usually occurs after cannibis comumption.

  * e.g.,  ... pass that wee yokel there mate 

 [ "Yokel" ]

1: A general term given to any inbred, red-necked hick.

  * e.g.,  ... "Some foks'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folks'll, like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel." 

 [ "yokelled" ]

1: derived from the word "yokel," meaning a bumpkin who was likely raised on a farm; the inference being that one with a rural upbringing would have to have impressive strength, so this term refers to someone who is physically powerful.

  * e.g.,  ... damn, i'm not fuckin with that dude, he's yokelled! 

 [ "Yokel" ]

1: a farmer type bum.. often called "Cletus" (Character from The Simpsons)

  * e.g.,  ... The Yokel Says, "Hey Ma, The rain is here!" 

 [ "Yokel" ]

1: A "yokel" is a hybrid of man and hairy beast (much like that of an ape or Big Foot). The yokel's diet consists of nothing more than Camel Wides, and the occasional glass of water.

  * e.g.,  ... The local yokel can be sighted anywhere at anytime trying to prove you wrong. 

 [ "Yokel" ]

2: Main hobbies of the yokel include ranting about vairous computer/technical issues ,ghetto rigging jeeps to be lifted to heights that could be considered unsafe or stable, and assembling various firearms in his basement.

 [ "Yokel" ]

3: Increasingly the yokel has been sighted crusing around on his motorcycle in his all leather attire braging about how cheap the cycle is to operate and own.

 [ "Yokel" ]

4: Any differance of opinion from the yokel's has been known to send him into intense rants about how he/it is right, so use caution when expressing your ideas.