" bumpkin "

 [ "bumpkin" ]

1: An unsophisticated person. Not very intellegent or interested in culture.

  * e.g.,  ... That country Bumpkin just sits on his porch and whittles. 

 [ "bumpkin" ]

2: Generally refers to someone living in a rural area.

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3: Bumpkin is a derivative of bum, “the rear end. It may come from either the Middle Dutch word bommekijn, “ a little barrel,” or the Flemish word boomken, “shrub" Such a person may easily have been compared to a block of wood;

 [ "bumpkin" ]

1: a hillbilly, someone from a small tiny town

  * e.g.,  ... Even though the boy's a bumpkin doesn't mean he's oblivious. 

 [ "bumpkin" ]

1: Bumpkins are residents of the small country town of Portsmouth in Hampshire. They dress like scarecrows and speak with a quaint rural dialect, using Romany words like dinlo and shant. These poor simpletons are also know as carrot crunchers or worzels.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at that pathetic bell-ringing bumpkin in the long blue wig. 

 [ "bumpkin" ]

1: a bumpkin typically lives in a small midwest town, enjoys sitting on porches, speaks 5x slower then the average human being, likes to express their feelings, and usually hold jobs at ace hardware.

  * e.g.,  ... Suz can not date DenDen because she is a high class business woman, and he is a bumpkin. 

 [ "bumpkin" ]

1: Someone from a rural area. Carries connotations of backwardness or narrowmindedness. Syn. clodhopper, hayseed, hick, rube, yokel.

  * e.g.,  ... Before the age of mass communications, country bumpkins were often amazed by the technologies the saw in cities. 

 [ "bumpkin" ]

1: The act of giving oral pleasure to a man while he moves his bowels when sitting on a toilet.

  * e.g.,  ... Sarah gave Loyd a bumpkin last night during Tom's graduation party. 

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2: Similar to a country bumpkin

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1: The impressionable individual that has been convinced to give a plumpkin.

  * e.g.,  ... Glen: Last night was so crazy, I even got a plumpkin! 

 [ "bumpkin" ]

1: When you drive out into the country outside your town and get high as hell.

  * e.g.,  ... The other night we took a bumpkin. 

 [ "bumpkin" ]

1: when you do a girl in the butt, pull out your cock, and put it in her mouth

  * e.g.,  ... pat likes to give and receive bumpkins. 

 [ "bumpkin" ]

1: 1)A dirty stinkwrinkle. see also blumpkin

  * e.g.,  ... 1) That bumpkin smells of rotten gas! 

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2: 2)A term of endearment used to express a women's love for her man. This term is belived to have originated from a beautiful lady who resides in the Logan Square area of Chicago.

  * e.g.,  ... 2) I love you bumpkin.