" whitehead "

 [ "whitehead" ]

1: To pull out of an engagement, usually at the last minute, after initiating the event in the first place. To renege on a social agreement.

  * e.g.,  ... Steve got up a kayaking trip for today, but he called late last night and whiteheaded us. 

 [ "whitehead" ]

1: A pimple or zit that is full of puss, white and ready to pop!

  * e.g.,  ... Barb's whitehead was so ripe and perfect, when she popped it, puss went all over the mirror! Awesome! 

 [ "whitehead" ]

1: An old person. Characterized by their white hair and lack of driving skills.

  * e.g.,  ... Driver: It sure is a beutiful day. 

 [ "whitehead" ]

1: What a penis tip looks like right after the guy cums.

  * e.g.,  ... He pulled out right before he came and sat back as she watched his whitehead. 

 [ "Whiteheadism" ]

1: Doing a "Whitehead". This involves unnecessarily embarrising ones self. Comes from the antics of Thomas Whitehead.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, that was such a Whiteheadism 

 [ "Whitehead" ]

1: When someone stands next to you while your picture is taken, then uses it as an implied endorsement in their political campaign. Can also be done with business cards, articles of clothing, your car and pets. A phrase made popular in the 2020 Kootenai County, Idaho Sheriff election.

  * e.g.,  ... Be careful of even appearing in the same photo as him, he will Whitehead you on his Facebook page. 

 [ "the Whitehead" ]

1: The act of releasing semen into a rubber, then squeezing the aforementioned cum towards the closed end of the condom. Aim the little tip at your woman's face while squeezing until the condom breaks and the cum bursts onto her face like a zit onto a mirror. Also known as delayed bukaki.

  * e.g.,  ... I love giving Steph the Whitehead. 

 [ "Whitehead" ]

1: To get head from an old lady (Refrencing her white/grey hair.)

  * e.g.,  ... Brandon totally got some whitehead last night dude. He sure loves him some grannies. 

 [ "Whitehead" ]

1: n A permanent white mark, generally upon one's head, that indicates the status of "leader of ritual sacrifices" in a literary cult.

  * e.g.,  ...  I thought that Sheila was a normal girl, until I spotted the whitehead she kept covered under her bandana. 

 [ "Whitehead" ]

2: v To create the white mark refered to in definition

  * e.g.,  ...  As Silvia cast the sacrificial goat into the fiery volcano, the chief of the Hawthorne Literary Cult whiteheaded her. 

 [ "Whitehead" ]

3: v To inflict a meaningless white mark upon another's head.

  * e.g.,  ...  Badfield, the most rowdy child in Mrs. Lit's first grade class, was known for rubbing chalk dust over his hands, and then whiteheading other children. 

 [ "Whitehead" ]

4: v To beat someone over the head with a coconut until their head turns white.

  * e.g.,  ...  Sweety and Tweety became so sick of each other after being stuck on a deserted island together for seventy-three years that they whiteheaded each other, and were jubilant all the while. 

 [ "Whitehead" ]

1: Verb: To inflict a difficult writing assignment upon.

  * e.g.,  ... "Like, this sucks. I just got Whiteheaded with a five-page essay on mirror imagery in The Scarlet Letter."