" fester "

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1: When sticking your Index and Middle Finger around a male scrotum while your pinky finger is inserted into the man's anus. The male on male equivalent of the shocker

  * e.g.,  ... That dude festered his boyfriend all night long. 

 [ "fester" ]

1: A big bulgy sore zit, typically on your face.

  * e.g.,  ... Don't eat all that chocolate, it'll give you festers! 

 [ "fester" ]

1: freak or a freaky person; a person you would not want to associate with;

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh my god look at those festers over there!" Says Zack, "What a smelly bunch of freaks", replies Mr Smacs; 

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2: Also can be used to describe oneself when feeling down;

  * e.g.,  ... "Listen, Mr Wisey, Uncle Fester is all-festered-out, but he's got nuthin' on you, you festered out festering fester fest of a festerval in festerville, festered out fester!" Laney quips; 

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3: Probable origin from the character of Uncle Fester from the Adams Family ; and from medical terminology i.e. festering wound- slimy, pus-oozing septic infection.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh crap I better get my shit together I'm turning into a fester", Fordy muses to himself;  

 [ "fester" ]

1: fes•ter \fes-ter\ PacNW (1987)n

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, right on fester, I like your new shirt too." "Yeah, I met that fester at a show in 199" 

 [ "fester" ]

2: 1 a : one who attends festivals b : one who enjoys live music in large groups

  * e.g.,  ... Hey fester, get me one too will ya?" 

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3: c : one who is convivial with others in a festival setting 2 : FESTIVALGOER (1959)n

  * e.g.,  ... The fester was wearing green while festing at the festival. 

 [ "fester" ]

1: One who finds personal satisfaction in the ingestion of human stool.

  * e.g.,  ... Fester the ingester. 

 [ "fester" ]

1: To hang around not doing anything in particular...

  * e.g.,  ... Festering can be fun on a rainy day... 

 [ "fester" ]

1: To stay in, usually wearing the same clothes for a long period of time, bieng anti-social, lacking personal hygiene Also can be used to describe the state of a room/house which is filthy/neglected

  * e.g.,  ... 'What are you up to?' 'I'm festering today' eeeerrrrrr You look festery We are having a fat fester sesh! 'You festering man' 'fancy a fester?' 'STOP FESTERING' 

 [ "fester" ]

1: A retarded ugly ass guy. Origin from Uncle Fester from Festers Quest on the nes.

  * e.g.,  ... Fester is locked in the girls bathroom again. 

 [ "fester" ]

1: a series of events taken by men every few months (from the day they turn 18 and up) with their mans, usually involving driving around town for hours, the purchase of tobacco, harassment of gas-station employees, eating corndogs, and the half-serious search for pornographic magazines

  * e.g.,  ... I should really call Luke, Pat, and Austin. We haven't festered in a long while, and I'm craving a cigar and a corndog. 

 [ "fester" ]

1: to dwell on; hold a grudge

  * e.g.,  ... who cares that your brother stole your girl? you lettin it fester. get over it, she was a ho.