" wends "

 [ "Wendely" ]

1: Someone that is a mix of a simp as well an incel. A wendely typically reaches for beautiful ladies and tries to seduce them by offering them gifts, posting them on his ig or snap story while swearing at them in private. He usually is horny and depressed .

  * e.g.,  ... Man1: mann he just tryna alway be deppress and horny man 

 [ "Wende" ]

1: The most wonderful girl/mother/wife/friend in the universe. Always a coffee drinker and loves to read!

  * e.g.,  ... When I grow up, I hope I am just like Wende! 

 [ "to wend" ]

1: To wend something means to over-think a situation and build it up into the worst or most unlikely outcome or scenario.

  * e.g.,  ... ‘Im sure that my dog did that on purpose just to embarrass me!’ 

 [ "Wende" ]

1:  A U-turn or sharp reversal in opinion, Germanic in origin. Mainly political usage. Ironically, its common slang use in the North of England is almost the exact opposite of the previous definition - i.e. meaning someone who is impossibly stubborn and will not budge on an initial decision, regardless of additional evidence or data being supplied by other parties.

  * e.g.,  ...  The bring-a-bottle party did a total wende on green issues She was being a total Wende, even though additional facts were brought to her attention 

 [ "Wend" ]

1: A word blend, a colloquial term for a portmanteau. The word "wend" is itself a wend using "word" and "blend."

  * e.g.,  ... Sexual & Exploits - Sexploits 

 [ "Wends" ]

1: Short-term for Wendy's used only by hard-core Wendy's-goers.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, you wanna go to Wends later?" 

 [ "wend" ]

1: Weekend, stretching from 5pm Friday until 8am Monday.

  * e.g.,  ... A boat-job makes a perfect wend. 

 [ "Wend" ]

1: Traditionally, the English term "Wend" referred to any West Slavs who lived as a minority in German-majority areas. Nowadays the term is used to refer to the Sorbs, who are a West Slavic people that inhabit parts of the German states of Brandenburg and Saxony. The term is not nowadays used to refer to Poles, Czechs or Slovaks who have migrated to Germany, nor to their descendants.

  * e.g.,  ... The Texas Wends are a group of people descended from a congregation of approximately 588 Sorbian/Wendish people under the leadership and pastoral care of John Kilian, who emigrated from Lusatia (part of Germany) to Texas in 185 Their major settlement is the town of Serbin. 

 [ "wend" ]

1: A 'wend' is the average weekend (Saturday and Sunday). It is abbreviated slang for weekend and is mainly used in chatrooms or instant messaging for convenience and speed.

  * e.g.,  ... Chat on MSN: Tim: "hey man what u doing this wend" 

 [ "Wending" ]

1:  Exhibiting qualities which would be less than desirable for an earthworm.

  * e.g.,  ... The Wending was shot on sight for the mass murder of countless women. They died after sighting his ugly visage. 

 [ "Wending" ]

2:  The innability to think or make reasoned judgments based on intelligence.

 [ "Wending" ]

3:  The essence of unattractiveness, ex: <i>There is no way in hell I would ever even consider a world in which there was the smallest possibility that anyone remotely connected to me would even dream of going out with him, he's such a Wending!</i>

 [ "Wending" ]

4:  Stupid, ugly, and fat.

 [ "Wending" ]

5:  Dull and uninteresting.

 [ "Wending" ]

6:  The only known cure for insomnia.