" progresses "

 [ "Progressives" ]

1: The Progressives, also called cuckolds, soy boys or groomers, are a wild species discovered in Germany in the 1840s. The species is currently most prevalent in the United States, Canada and parts of Asia, having major packs known as China, North Korea and Cuba. Progressives are somewhat related to the human species. —History— The first Progressives were discovered in Germany in 1848, and were known as Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels. In the early 1900s, Progressives spread across northern Asia and Eastern Europe, in a pack called the Soviet Union. This was one of the biggest Progressive packs recorded to date. The pack took over many Eastern European and Central Asian nations. —Behaviour— Progressives behave quiet oddly, as they attempt to blend in with humans, get easily offended and love to complain, even in positions of power. The species hold belief that females should dominate the world and that all males should be killed. This has been linked to the species’ love for extremism and ideological colonisation.

  * e.g.,  ... Human: Ayo, what the fuck are you wearing? 🤭 

 [ "Progressives" ]

2: While not fully dangerous to adults or teenagers, Progressives may cause mental harm to children. A Progressive will attack it’s prey from a young age, feeding it misinformation about the human body and sex, until it’s prey is old enough to be fully consumed into the Progressive species.

  * e.g.,  ... Progressive: Umm, I’m expressing myself! 😠 

 [ "progress" ]

1: Progress isn't removing anything that offends a group, such as Confederate flags or statues. Progress is when their presence, or the presence of a statue or flag of an otherwise opposing group (such as Martin Luther King) no longer trigger violence. Until then, no progress has been made, people are only pretending their hatred disappeared by erasing their past or covering it up, pretending that it doesn't exist along with any and all negative feelings (rather than expressing them fully).

  * e.g.,  ... Never trust someone that pretends they have no negative feelings, or that erasing all external signs of them is progress, since these are the biggest cynics you will ever meet. Not everybody has to pretend to be an optimist all the time about everything, since there is reason not to be sometimes. 

 [ "Progressive" ]

1: The pervasive and all consuming fear, that someone, somewhere, may be doing something without your permission; and the obsessive compulsive desire to control all things that goes with it.

  * e.g.,  ... Our mayor is so progressive, he banned sodas larger than 3 millilitres. 

 [ "progressive" ]

1: The difference between liberals and progressives is the difference between thought and action.

  * e.g.,  ... Journalist: Are you liberal or progressive? 

 [ "progressive" ]

2: Aware, consienctous, flexible, realistic;

  * e.g.,  ... Paper Pusher: Liberal. Isn't Progressive an Era? 

 [ "progressive" ]

3: Promoters of Harm Reduction.

  * e.g.,  ... Journalist: Are you liberal or progressive? 

 [ "Progressive" ]

1: A political platform defined usually by, but not limited to, the developmental advancement of American society through pragmatic and practical means. Contrary to right wing beliefs, Progressives are not the second coming of communism and the russians, instead they seek to improve the lifestyles of the vast majority of Americans by providing tax funded benefits that would help the country grow as a whole.

  * e.g.,  ... Neo Con: "Those damn progressives are trying to finish what stalin started! My sign SAYS SO!" Spectator: "You do realize you're holding that thing upside down right?" 

 [ "progressive" ]

1: People who believe in improving the human condition to a higher plateau of being in civility, ingenuity, and public policy that benefits all people. Progressive is a state of mind and a state of being. People who consider themselves as progressives do not only think, but also act in accordance to their beliefs.

  * e.g.,  ... Progressive environmentalists will use alternative means for transportation that do not damage the environment such as biking and driving hybrid automobiles. 

 [ "progressive" ]

1: n. One who advocates greater government regulation of just about anything. Progressives claim to want to help out the average Joe but really want everyone to live according to their politically correct, elitist socialist agenda. Progressives are also much nastier people than liberals, and are often hypocrites

  * e.g.,  ... If you claim to be such a progressive, then why do you send your kids to a private school? 

 [ "progressive" ]

1: A word left-wingers now use to describe themselves, because the word liberal has gained a negative connotation.

  * e.g.,  ... "Whoa man, who are you calling a 'liberal'? I support alternative fuels and the work of Bono and Al Gore. I'm a progressive." 

 [ "progressive" ]

2: Once the term progressive has been dragged through the mud by right-wing pundits, a new term will again be chosen.

 [ "progressive" ]

1: ~Progressive~

  * e.g.,  ... whoa... no I'm not a liberal... I'm a Communi- 

 [ "progressive" ]

2:  The new Derogatory term for "Libtard" aka "Liberal" aka "Commie" or "Socialist".Because Republicans have ruined & destroyed the name "Liberal". When people think of them as "Liberals", it is the equivalent to 'Rapist' or 'Child Molester'. Hence, the name-change. Someone terrified by the idea that someone, somewhere, might be earning money. Someone who wants to move the country progressively closer to Socialism or Communism. See Marxist, Communist or Socialist. They call themselves "Progressives" because using "Communist" would give them a negative connotation in the public eye. Liberal + Communist/Socialist beliefs = Progressive

  * e.g.,  ... I mean....... uh.. (think fast... they're on to me!) 

 [ "Progress" ]

1: What we humans claim we are making as we consume non-renewable resources and generally make each other miserable.

  * e.g.,  ... Bill - "I heard 14 men died during the construction of the Empire State Building."