" evolution "

 [ "evolution" ]

1: How your pokemon change at certain levels!

  * e.g.,  ... "My Charamander got to level 16 and evolved into Charmeleon!" "That's evolution" 

 [ "evolution" ]

1: The theory that life forms change over time that is now being more widely accepted as the Law of Evolution.

  * e.g.,  ... Creationist- "Evolution IS LIE!" 

 [ "evolution" ]

2: For those idiots out there who argue with it on accounts of "But why are there still apes then?" or "Do you have any idea how unlikely it was for a single cell to evolve, our entire world too?"

  * e.g.,  ... Any other person- facepalm 

 [ "evolution" ]

3: you can easily go on believing that we humans were created by a god to be the dominant species on Earth, or you can face the fact that sooner or later a new type of human will emerge.(As long as we don't screw the planet up too badly before.) Also; the chances? Not very high, but considering the fact that there is a chance and that it has happened don't you think that it probably already has? And will? Countless times? But then again why the hell should we humans care, we only live 80 years or so.

 [ "evolution" ]

1: Any change in an organism or population, there is no such thing as good or bad evolution.

  * e.g.,  ... Grey bugs survive better on grey rocks than black bugs, this is evolution. 

 [ "evolution" ]

1:  Gradual change in life over millions of years, confirmed by both genetics and fossils. Anyone who's seen the evidence and still denies it likely has religious motivations.

  * e.g.,  ... Homo habilis was a major milestone in the evolution from ape to man. 

 [ "evolution" ]

2:  Something that is clearly going downhill in the Bush family.

 [ "evolution" ]

1: The general idea of evolution is that if a million monkeys bang a million monkeys they’d eventually produce a Shakespear.

  * e.g.,  ... If we are going to teach creation science as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction. 

 [ "evolution" ]

1: A term describing the creation of harmful fumes while using the fireplace during the night.

  * e.g.,  ... "I evolution coming out of my chimney each night." 

 [ "evolution" ]

1: Evolution is just a theory. What I don't get is how people can say it makes no sence that organisms are always evolving. There are examples of evolution all around us. Look at insects and farmers. Say a farmer is growing carrots, and there is a species of carrot eating insects that could potentially ruin his crop, what does the farmer do? The farmers sprays his crops with pesticides to kill these insects. But, these farmers have noticed that the exact same pesiticides they've used in previous years to kill the exact same insects are no longer working. Why? Because scientists have found out these insects are evolving to form a resistance to these pesticides. This is why every year new, stronger pesticides have to be created for crops(such as carrots).

  * e.g.,  ... Another example of evolution is found in the medical world. 70 years ago, it would be unheard of for someone to get Chicken Pox more than once. Now, some people get it twice, even 3 times. Why? Because the Chicken Pox virus is evolving, and changing, even growing a resistance antibiotics. 

 [ "evolution" ]

1: There is no such thing as evolution, just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

  * e.g.,  ... Chuck Norris didnt like the evolution of the dinosaurs. 

 [ "evolution" ]

1: Something that "$LAYER" and other religous people continue to deny in incredibly lame fashion.

  * e.g.,  ... Billy: "Why don't people realize religion is obsolete and misleading?" 

 [ "Evolute" ]

1: When evolve is too simple minded of a word so people of a higher consciousness and those of a higher intellect use Evolute.

  * e.g.,  ... XXXTENTACION : You evolute in mind, you evolute as far as your age, you evolute physically .. mentally. If you are evoluting physically and you are not evoluting mentally, you are not doing the right thing.