" interrupt "

 [ "interrupt" ]

1: An act whereby one of a couple surprises another with an item (flesh, plastic, metal - anything goes) and without warning inserts it into the opposite's body

  * e.g.,  ... Jessica: Did you enjoy getting interrupted at the dishwasher last night? Jack: Hell yeah, Jess! 

 [ "Interruptance" ]

1: Similar to the word disruptance, which is disrupting + disturbance, interruptance is interrupt + disturbance

  * e.g.,  ... She does not want anymore interruptances during the lecture. 

 [ "Pardon The Interruption" ]

1: One of cable television's most popular sports programs, this two-man debate show starring Washington Post columnists Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon can be found on ESPN weekdays at 5:30PM (When not pre-empted by golf, which makes me want to gouge my eyes out).

  * e.g.,  ... Wilbon: "Pardon the interruption, but I'm Mike Wilbon; Tony-- you'll never guess who deserves a BEATDOWN today!" 

 [ "Pardon The Interruption" ]

2: The beginning of the show entails a rundown of about 5 or 6 top sports headlines which are pretty much the most important articles of the day.

  * e.g.,  ... Tony: "Obviously its not going to be Larry Brown, because he coaches 'em up! Maybe its your boy, Donovan F. McNabb?" 

 [ "Pardon The Interruption" ]

3: After the first commercial break, they'll spend "Five Good Minutes" with an athlete/coach/sportswriter, who which they'll discuss the very top sports story of the day (if its about golf, I generally take a leak-- get the picture about my sports priorities?).

  * e.g.,  ... Wilbon: "No! Its Bartman, you fool!" 

 [ "Pardon The Interruption" ]

4: It is at this juncture that they'll play their weekly "game" like "Food Chain," "Over/Under," or "Toss Up," (which is not really a game, but somehow Tony always wins. Hmmm...) or answer fan mail during "Mail Time" or assume the roles of prominent social figures in "Role Play," or as Tony likes to call it, "heads on sticks."

 [ "Pardon The Interruption" ]

5: Finally, they'll note some daily landmarks in sports history and have Stat Boy, Tony Reali, read off the errors that each of the journalists made. At the very end, we have the "Big Finish," where both make rapid-fire comments about stories that did not merit a two-minute segment on the show.

 [ "Pardon The Interruption" ]

6: - Tony is a shameless shill for his books, television show, or basically any project that he's attached to. Between random Beano Cook references, you'd most likely find him praising "his boy," former camp counselor-turned-basketball coach Larry Brown. Other times, he'll mention how he takes his son golfing or his alma mater, SUNY Binghamton.

 [ "Pardon The Interruption" ]

7: - Wilbon is a Chicago boy who graduated from Northwestern and lives and dies with the Cubs and the Bears, and at one time, Michael Jordan's Bulls of the 1990's. Due to his frustration in the performance of the hometown sports teams, you'll often find that Wilbon has no reservations in suggesting that anybody acting like a "dope" or a "fool" be given a prompt "beatdown," and in more extreme cases, the "Bartman beatdown!" Just as Tony sings the praises of Larry Brown, Wilbon has an infatuation with Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan F. McNabb, who is a Chicago native.

 [ "Pardon The Interruption" ]

8: All in all the show is always highly entertaining not just because of the sometimes antagonistic relationship that Kornheiser and Wilbon have, but rather their chemistry and friendship involved.

 [ "Interrupting cow" ]

1: A mysterious mammal species that often appears in the middle of terrible jokes.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude I saw an interrupting cow yesterday!" 

 [ "Interruption Factory" ]

1: Another term for "office," especially crowded, open-plan offices workers are shoved into like cattle...despite the fact that they can far more effectively and efficiently do their work remotely. Coined in the article "Hybrid combines the worst of office and remote work." on June 8th, 202

  * e.g.,  ... "My company is claiming they have to relocate me to their interruption factory in Seattle...I think they're just trying to lay me off without being on the hook for severance." 

 [ "interrupting rapist" ]

1: The conclusion of a series of knock knock jokes.

  * e.g.,  ... Knock knock. 

 [ "gay interruption" ]

1: When you are talking and, without even realizing it, you sound really, REALLY gay. You then are forced to pause and reflect about many, MANY things.

  * e.g.,  ... GAY INTERRUPTION (scene 1 - Justin is listening to Pink Floyd): Robbie:"You Shine On You Crazy Diamond!" - Justin:"Dude. What the fuck!?" - Robbie:"Wow, that was pretty gay. Sorry about that." 

 [ "YouTube interrupt" ]

1: A longer than expected visit to you tube that interrupts one's normal activities

  * e.g.,  ... While on break from work Jim did a quick search for a video on YouTube. Jim found the video but experienced a YouTube interrupt and subsequentially spent 5 hours viewing additional music videos and missing work.  

 [ "pathological interrupter" ]

1: When you are expressing an important concept or imparting an important situation, the pathological interrupter will change topics in mid-sentence as you are speaking. They continue to do it after you call them on it because they are insecure in themselves and don't realize they are doing it.

  * e.g.,  ... I was telling them a story about how the neighbors were robbed at gunpoint and the pathological interrupter started speaking about his greatness at his job and how important he is there. 

 [ "Interrupting Cows" ]

1: 1) The central element to a well-known 'knock knock' joke. 2) A surprisingly common sexual practise where the participants will continually interrupt each others moans/groans/constructive criticisms with loud mooing noises. Can be used to either 'spice up' a flagging love life or cause laughter in the bedroom (the good kind).

  * e.g.,  ... 1) 'knock knock' 'Who's there?' 'Interrupting cows' 'Interrupting cows w*MOOO*ho?' 'Git' 2) 'You like that ba*MOOO*'by? 'Oh y*MOOO*eah*' 'You know this would be bet*MOOO*ter if you sto*MOOO*pped mooing!