" weld "

 [ "weld" ]

1: (Jamaica, old school) To engage in sexual intercourse.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm goin' to be weldin' her big time tonight, mon. 

 [ "weld" ]

1: The space between a mans anus and nut sack. It is where a man is said to be welded together.

  * e.g.,  ... You can lick my weld if you like...actually just lick it anyway. 

 [ "weld" ]

1: To rip a burning and horrible smelling fart

  * e.g.,  ... After eating that garlic pizza, I am going to weld. 

 [ "Welding" ]

1: The act of using a welder

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey dude, I'm welding with this welder" 

 [ "Weld" ]

1: The seam of skin between the bullet hole and ball bag or vagina (minge, gash, clunge etc)

  * e.g.,  ... I'm gonna kick you in the weld 

 [ "(The) Weld" ]

1: The stripe that is on the underside of the penis where it looks like the skin has been joined together. If you check your own penis you will see it - and as it has no official medical term, and has appearance the of a seam weld, this is commonly referred to as 'The Weld'.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at ' (The) weld' on that cock 

 [ "Weld" ]

1: for sparks of love to fly

  * e.g.,  ... At raft camp, Josh and Lola were totally welding, you could see the sparks. 

 [ "welding" ]

1: grinding your penis in between the thighs of another man to achieve ejaculation.

  * e.g.,  ... In the mid-90s, young men at the Indian Institute of Technology (IIT-Madras) started the concept of welding as they were having difficulty getting anywhere with young females. Sanju: Man, I asked the hot chick out to chai, but she rejected me. Krishnu: It's okay. We can head back to our dormitories and weld Sanju. 

 [ "welded" ]

1: Descriptive of a couple who are really in love and will never split up, not never, ever.

  * e.g.,  ... "Eh, Marky. Bez an' Tray are fuckin' welded, son. She won't let the poor bastad out with his mates anymore." 

 [ "welded" ]

2: Typically the 'welder' is some 17 year old scallie bird who welds herself to some poor sod with shit for brains and a pimped-up Vauxhall Corsa that he street races up and down Smithdown Road.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh yeah, me an' Bez are welded. We're gonna, get married an' have loads of babies." 

 [ "Weld" ]

1: A large individual with a shape that resembles the popular character 'Bigweld' from the 2005 film 'Robots'

  * e.g.,  ... Heckin' heck I've spotted a Weld outside the pub