" welcomely "

 [ "welcome in" ]

1: The most nonsensical way to greet someone into your place of business

  * e.g.,  ... Wells Fargo Employee: "Welcome in!" 

 [ "Welcome" ]

1:  Welcome is the way of greeting someone of their presence in your location.

  * e.g.,  ...  Hey John! Welcome home! 

 [ "Welcomeful" ]

1: When someone is truly thankful to you, this describes you saying "You're Welcome" with emphasis.

  * e.g.,  ... You're truly thankful to me? Well I'm you're very welcomeful. 

 [ "Welcome" ]

1: People use Welcome because it is shorter then “You’re Welcome”

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1:”Thanks for helping me today.” 

 [ "Welcome.." ]

1: Slang used in the South to describe a bad situation or place. Welcome...to hell.

  * e.g.,  ... Johnny got shot and killed last week up the street...Welcome..! 

 [ "Welcome" ]

1: To be invited to, and are of considered good company.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey dad? Dad: yes son? I: is this guy welcome? Dad an mom: yes as long as you were expecting so. 

 [ "welcoming" ]

1: To allow, well come in.

  * e.g.,  ... welcoming yall niggas' in da house 

 [ "Welcoming" ]

1: get down in a crouch position then put your arms cross ways and just dance with your legs flapping and your tounge hanging out and make stupid noises.

  * e.g.,  ... " Eldy did a fucking welcoming on the bathroom stall today man." 

 [ "Welcome" ]

1:  to be awesome beyond contemplation

  * e.g.,  ... ADJECTIVE/ADVERB 

 [ "Welcome" ]

2:  to be so good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present

  * e.g.,  ... "That stunt is so Welcome."  

 [ "Welcome" ]

3:  to be incredibly smart

  * e.g.,  ... "Man: I am as straight as is humanly or even not humanly possible, but that dude is pretty Welcomely." Multiple women: "We agree."  

 [ "Welcome" ]

4: NOUN

  * e.g.,  ... "That Welcome guy aced the test."  

 [ "Welcome" ]

5:  one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason")

  * e.g.,  ... "Kobe Bryant dunked that ball Welcomely." 

 [ "Welcome" ]

6:  one who owns in all that he/she does

  * e.g.,  ... NOUN 

 [ "Welcome" ]

7: VERB

  * e.g.,  ... "The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by a Welcome."  

 [ "Welcome" ]

8:  to own someone so badly the owned begs to "take it in the face"

  * e.g.,  ... "Man! Stupid Welcome here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"  

 [ "Welcome" ]

9:  to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost

  * e.g.,  ... VERB 

 [ "Welcome" ]

10:  to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude

  * e.g.,  ... Loser: "Dude... I am ashamed past reason. You Welcomed me. May I take it in the face? Welcome: "Yes. Yes, you may."  

 [ "Welcome!" ]

1: The original main channel of spin. A place for rival ideologists to slug it out with glee.

  * e.g.,  ... Welcome! is practically dead now. I think I'm going to International instead.