" pleasingly "

 [ "pleasingly hideous" ]

1: This describes a comical, mocking expression to one who constantly asks for compliments regarding their looks, especially if they are attractive.

  * e.g.,  ... Don't worry Donna, you are pleasingly hideous! 

 [ "pleasingly plump" ]

1: A term commonly used by desperate fat women looking to get laid. These plus size women like to run personal ads describing themselves as "pleasingly plump." Sure you're pleasingly plump if sitting by the Sun is comfortably cozy.

  * e.g.,  ... Bloody Yin-Yang: These overweight hoebags need to stop calling themselves pleasingly plump! Cute fat chicks do exist but they do NOT freaking weigh 400 lbs! Bob Sherlock: Dude, maybe you should start looking at some skinny bitches instead. They make for good fun. 

 [ "Pleasingly Protective Provoking Puffball" ]

1: Someone with absolutely no taste in music at all, who is protective, in an unsettling way. Although this puffball is unpredictably protective at strange intervals, this does not bother the person being protected one bit. In fact, it pleases them.

  * e.g.,  ... That Pleasingly Protective Provoking Puffball dragged the class nerd away from me yet again... but I'm not complaining!