" weaseled "

 [ "weaseled" ]

1: Messed up, tangled, flustered.

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, I got all weaseled up in the blankets!" 

 [ "weaseled" ]

1: When man smokes bare 'po, and man is well wadgered.

  * e.g.,  ... Snake: 'Sarah, i can fit 12 biscuits in my mouth!' 

 [ "weasel" ]

1: shifty, schemeing person that will do whatever they need to to escape whatever they fear in the moment

  * e.g.,  ... Listin up you little fucass weasel, if you lie to me again -- you are just gettin' yosef' another slap 

 [ "Weasel" ]

1: One who is particularly cunning, conniving, shifty, sneaky, scheming and down right sly. Weasels are known for their ability to adapt to any situation and to manipulate it to suit their own weasel ways. In other words, my brother Beau.

  * e.g.,  ... "Tell me of your latest weaselish escapades, brother" 

 [ "Weasel" ]

2: When used in regard to a female weasel, "weaselette" should be used.

  * e.g.,  ... "Beau, you are a true weasel!" 

 [ "Weasel" ]

3: Also used as a verb (ie. to weasel) and as an adjective (eg. weaselish)

  * e.g.,  ... "How are you going to weasel your way out of this one?" 

 [ "weasel" ]

1: A being so slippery he could worm his way out of any situation. Also has small balls.

  * e.g.,  ... A Hindocha is a prime example of a weasel. Has rat like features 

 [ "Weasel" ]

1: A cunning, sneaky person. On internet forums they are often a liar, fake or poser. Will try to extract information from you to share with others and / or use it against you. Uses shiftiness to evade an obligation, commitment or duty. They will make promises then renege on them. 'Weasel' is very often followed by 'out' as in 'weasel out'.

  * e.g.,  ... "Watch her try to weasel out of that one." 

 [ "weasel" ]

1: a complete asshole who gets out of everything and thinks he will always get out of everything yet everyone who knows him knows he will one day get caught

  * e.g.,  ... jon is a fucking weasel!! 

 [ "Weasel" ]

1: A weasel is a furry little rodent, who tends to be cute and murder birds, like chicken: 2 in 1

  * e.g.,  ... After 'someone' stole my eggs from the fridge I yelled out: "The weasel stole the eggs, what I just mugged from someone!" 

 [ "Weasel" ]

2: Very agile and mobile creature, who can slip through tight spots and eat your eggs, if you aren't watching. Weasel can also be a description for someone clever or menacing. Some cartoon or game characters are weasels, where they have sly, slim, clever and sneaky behaviors and they have a nice smirk or a grin on their face. Unlike the real life counterparts, they usually don't eat eggs nor murder birds in cartoons though for some fucked up reason.

  * e.g.,  ... When someone rips or pulls you off, you probably would think: "What a weasel!" 

 [ "weaseling" ]

1: (Verb form of weasel) When asked a question or required to make a rebuttal that one would rather not be clear about due to embarrassment. Or expose a lie or some transgression, a "weasel" will dance around the subject without directly addressing it ... that is "weaseling". Similar to post-truth but lies or emotion may not necessarily be involved. You hear politicians do this all the time, never directly answering the question.

  * e.g.,  ... Teacher: Please explain such and such (requiring a very precise canned answer) 

 [ "Weasel" ]

1: A small rodent like person who is renowned for his sneaky, dishonest and generally unpleasant nature and is universally disliked. The weasel often has dirty gingery hair on his face and snout and is found skulking around in the shadows in a manner very consistent with other rodents.

  * e.g.,  ... "That Mennel guy is such a weasel."