" vertu "

 [ "Vertu" ]

1: Extremely luxurious mobile phone (called a "communication instrument"). Made by a special division of Nokia, it is made of various precious metals, and hand-wrapped in leather.

  * e.g.,  ... Prices: 

 [ "Vertu" ]

1: Utter nonsense.

  * e.g.,  ... Boy: "Dude, what is that?" 

 [ "Vertu" ]

2: A golden cell phone. What crap! My plastic Kyocera looks better than that for cheap. Go buy a Blackberry instead.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl: "It's a Vertu." 

 [ "Vertu" ]

1: Vertu is a subsidiary of Nokia that specializes in tough, luxury phones. Vertu phones are polar opposites to their mass market counterparts.

  * e.g.,  ... I use my Nokia N70 for work, but I save the Vertu Ascent for special occasions. 

 [ "Vertu" ]

2: Vertu phones don't come laden with the latest features and gimmicks, in fact, they are positively antiquated when compared to a cheap 3G phone.

 [ "Vertu" ]

3: What Vertu concentrates on instead is building a quality instrument that lasts decades.

 [ "vertus nigga" ]

1: A nigga who steals headphones and also who dedicate there life to the school vertus.

  * e.g.,  ... That vertus nigga is fucking gay.