" vernal "

 [ "vernal" ]

1: Person or "jamboide" with love for mens.

  * e.g.,  ... "Vernal esta ordenando "el armario"" 

 [ "Vernal" ]

1: A little hell hole of a "city" in Utah where 98% of the population are close minded hicks or mormons. The weather ranges between freaking hot to freaking cold. Theres a point system to how many prairie dogs you can hit on the way to Colorado. The school system is run by the not german nazis. The shittiest city on earth to attend high school in. A black meaningless void of which you'll never escape once you've set foot in it. A geographic anomoly in which everything is approximately 3 and half hours away

  * e.g.,  ...  "My parents just moved me to Vernal and now I've become a psychopathic serial killer" 

 [ "Vernal" ]

1: Vernal is a shit whole town were u get to experience every season in one day

  * e.g.,  ... Hey we're do you live Shitty vernal hbu 

 [ "Vernal" ]

1: Your right, he is da shiz nid!

  * e.g.,  ... Verizlle's a pimp dizzle my nizzle. 

 [ "vernal broquinox" ]

1: The first nice day of Spring, usually the saturday after skirt day, in which all the bros chill out by the grill in their lax pennies or 90s NBA jersey and ray bans. Pig skins will be tossed, fags smoked, natties crushed, and red meat consumed.

  * e.g.,  ... Right after spring break the vernal broquinox came me and my and all my bros chilled outside all day. So chill. Moose-- can you bring over my vineyard vines coozie today? Its the vernal broquinox. 

 [ "vernal equinox" ]

1: The moment at which the Sun passes over the equator, occurring around March 21, marking the beginning of Spring.

  * e.g.,  ... The only times that the amount of daylight and night are equal is during either the Autumnal or Vernal Equinox. 

 [ "Vernal Equilox" ]

1: The March 19, 2020 lockdown, falling on the Vernal Equinox - the time when the sun crosses the plane of the earth's equator, making night and day of equal length.

  * e.g.,  ... The Vernal Equilox, everyone in lockdown, endless night following endless day, no one outdoors to observe or to celebrate, Netflix flowing seamlessly into Prime Video.