" varnishing "

 [ "Varnished" ]

1: When unexpected, unwelcome company invites themselves along, and overstays their welcome, oblivious to the fact that they weren't welcome in the first place.

  * e.g.,  ... We went out to a nice dinner and got varnished. He sat with us the whole time, telling us boring stories. 

 [ "varnish" ]

1:  (adj) To be inebriated or drunk to within an inch of your life; A good night (adj) To be fucked over

  * e.g.,  ...  "Man, last night I was so varnish that I shaved my balls with a circular saw" "Last night was so varnish man!" "Dude did you hear about Jim? His girlfriend dumped him for a bisexual goat! Talk about being varnished." 

 [ "varnished" ]

1: another word for posh or upper class

  * e.g.,  ... jess: whoah chamberlain you are so fucking varnished its insane 

 [ "Varnish" ]

1: another word for cocksucker, because they polish wood

  * e.g.,  ... that chick polish's so much wood we nicknamed her varnish 

 [ "Varnish" ]

1: To vanish to somewhere everyone knows you're at. So you dissapear but people have knowledge of knowing where you are.

  * e.g.,  ... "He varnished, but returned shortly...unlike waldo" 

 [ "male varnish" ]

1: Nail varnish for for "blokes", works well with a touch of guyliner

  * e.g.,  ... "hah! look at that metrosexual with his male varnish n'all" 

 [ "Varnishing the O" ]

1:  Licking the anus

  * e.g.,  ... I hope the police don't see me Varnishing the O in the garden this summer, hopefully they won't recognise it if they do! 

 [ "Varnishing the O" ]

2:  Pleasuring oneself whilst being female

 [ "Varnishing the O" ]

3:  Lubing up

 [ "Varnishing the O" ]

4:  Literally varnishing a big O which has fallen of the front of a shop and is now serving as an ornament in a gentleman's apartment.

 [ "Varnishing the O" ]

5:  Other sexually euphemisms of the readers choosing.

 [ "Varnishing the Barn" ]

1: A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn 

 [ "Wood Varnish" ]

1: A shiny cock and ball sack after receiving an exceptionally wet and slobbery blow job. Usually requires wipe up with doddle rag, sock or towel.

  * e.g.,  ... Roger's girlfriend gives the wettest, sloppiest head. It always leaves him dripping with Wood Varnish. 

 [ "varnished monkey" ]

1: Someones who's really vain and makes an unecessary effort with their appearance e.g. a well oiled, beautifully bronzed sunbather at a tourist resort, or a cool kid with too much gel in their hair. The phrase was first used in german (lackierter Affe), and is a lovely description of that loathsome type of person.

  * e.g.,  ... Arnie: "Check out my beautifully oiled biceps"