" sandpaper "

 [ "sandpaper" ]

1: dry vagina,

  * e.g.,  ... that girl got some sandpaper 

 [ "sandpaper" ]

1: when you use sand paper for a lube. many have tried this aspect to no avail, but it shall be tried again this millenia. it leaves both parties sensitive and just. tired and tight,and blue. you can actually sandpaper your dong to create a grit like sensation before you become erect and ejaculatory.

  * e.g.,  ... jane- lets spice up our sex life 

 [ "sandpaper" ]

1: a skidmark (shitstain, streak of poop on underwear), usually consisting of crusted crap or shit on your underwear that has some sort of rough dried texture. can also be formed by vaginal secretion on the front of womans panties.

  * e.g.,  ... I had so much diarrhea, that I ended up having sandpaper on my boxers from all the anal leakage I had during the day. 

 [ "sandpaper" ]

1: two girls genetalia rubbing together

  * e.g.,  ... those lesbeinans have sandpaper 

 [ "sandpaper" ]

1: An Australian Cricket players favourite accessory.

  * e.g.,  ... Aussie sport centre ad: BUY NOW SANDPAPER FOR THE CRICKETS PLAYERS FOR $99 

 [ "Sandpaper" ]

1: When the person you are talking to is dry with their responses

  * e.g.,  ... Girl 1: “How did yalls conversation go last night?” 

 [ "Sandpaper" ]

1: After a long day at the beach, in a place such as an all-inclusive resort, one often finds it quite difficult to remove all of the sand from the different crevaces of the human body.

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, I've got a serious case of sandpaper from the beach" 

 [ "Sandpaper" ]

2: This term is used to describe the rough and scratchy feeling when wiping one's bum after a long day at the beach.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh dear, the combination of burritos and sandpaper brought me to tears last night" 

 [ "Sandpaper" ]

1: The only thing that you should wipe your ass with

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: hey you're all out of toilet paper 

 [ "Sandpaper" ]

1: Sexual Intercourse on the beach, but it has to be on the sand to be considered an official "Sandpaper."

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1 - Bro I Sandpapered the fuck out of that bitch last night Person 2 - Finally man 

 [ "Sandpaper Grandma" ]

1: The sexual act of filling a woman's vagina with sand, her queefing it out into the partner's face, followed by the partner performing oral sex on her vagina.

  * e.g.,  ... His girlfriend refused to go to the zoo, unless if she got a sandpaper grandma.