" shave "

 [ "shave" ]

1: to use a razor or similar implement to shorten body hair down to the skin level. can be done on the scalp, face, armpits, legs, chest, or genitalia, but watch out for that ingrown stubble... ouch!

  * e.g.,  ... why do so many men expect women to shave their legs, pubic areas, and armpits, but then refuse to shave their own legs, etc.? It's annoyingly hypocritical... 

 [ "shave" ]

1: to use a blade to remove the hair on your pubic area;this has its problems, a better approach is to buy a small (battery) beard trimmer and fit the spacer that leaves the hair 1/8" long. Then you can buzz the scrotum and everything else without creating any discomfort or problems. Finally you can have sex with a condom and not feel any tugging at the wrong moment. She (or you) can shave her vulva and belly and she won't be complaining about discomfort from her panties, pads or pantyliners (then telling you she'll never shave again).

  * e.g.,  ... Ted's girlfriend trimmed him, then trimmed herself, leaving just a narrow landing strip. Her girlfriend Ammi is Muslim and her mother taught her to remove all of her pussy hair with a sugar solution when she was just 12; she's been bare ever since. 

 [ "shave" ]

1: to remove hair with a razor.

  * e.g.,  ... "well..that sucked.. but at least she shaved." 

 [ "shave" ]

2: something ALL girls, and guys should do in the down area.

 [ "shave" ]

1: (see: wordbeard/word)

  * e.g.,  ... Mr A:'The stars are rather bright tonight Mr B', Mr B:'Really?', Mr A:'Shave yes', Mr B:'Oh you narcoleptic omphalos, i was about to beards you, you toss vessel', Mr A:'HA HA HA (pointing at Mr B)' 

 [ "shave" ]

2: To negate the beard insult before it is used. The 'shaved' person will usually respond with annoyance because their 'bearding' has gone 'tits up' and they have been out fooled.

 [ "shave" ]

1: Something every woman on the planet needs to do to their snatch if they expect any self respecting man to tongue it.Should start at about age 11 for the sake of cleanliness and be mandatory by age 16 for sex.

  * e.g.,  ... That bitch had one hairy ass cooter, someone otta buy her a razor so she can shave that bush before someone gets lost.If its good enough for the Arab women and the Muslim women, it shud be good enough for American chicks.Even trolls do it most times. 

 [ "shave" ]

1: Exceedingly cool. Beyond sweet.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, that ride is shave! 

 [ "shaved" ]

1: The London term for getting stabbed and either dying or critical condition

  * e.g.,  ... i ran down bkay bait faced on a mains and he got shaved 

 [ "Shaving" ]

1: The process of dragging a sharp metal blade across the face or legs to raise unwanted hair cells from the surface of the body and slice them off, often causing blood loss, pain and the possible need for small pieces of toilet paper to be attached to the face.

  * e.g.,  ... She slid the razor up her legs in the bath. 

 [ "Shaving" ]

2: Shaving is carried out as a matter of comfort (men) or to conform to societies rules of attractiveness (women).

 [ "shaved" ]

1: the end result of shaving.

  * e.g.,  ... Shaved > all, except wax :) 

 [ "shaved" ]

2: usually refering to the pubic area

 [ "shaved" ]

1: How guys like to refer to a smooth, hairless vagina.

  * e.g.,  ... David: Damn girl, I hope you're shaved! 

 [ "shaved" ]

2: They are of course wrong.

  * e.g.,  ... Abby: David, you wouldn't LIKE it if I was shaved. 

 [ "shaved" ]

3: Fully shaved is prickly; only waxing can get that thing smooth.