" particle "

 [ "particle" ]

1: –noun a partially written composition in prose, usually nonfiction, on a specific topic, forming an independent part of a book or other publication, as a newspaper or magazine, usually used to describe a work in progress that is not yet finished.

  * e.g.,  ... boss: is that article ready yet? worker: right now, all I have is a particle. 

 [ "Particle" ]

1: The area of office space that is smaller than a cubicle. A "par"ticle.... The space you are given when you are not cool enough for an office.

  * e.g.,  ... Would you please step into my particle for our meeting. 

 [ "Particles" ]

1: Pronounced "par ti cleez." He was the Greek god of quality-looking cheap furniture and the spokesperson for Rooms To Go.

  * e.g.,  ... Speaker 1: "Hey, Chuck got a new case for his home entertainment center. I heard it's pretty nice." 

 [ "Particle" ]

1: Those things that annoy you during physics class.

  * e.g.,  ... Teacher: So, today kids, we are gonna learn about particle physics! 

 [ "smarticle particles" ]

1: The particles that make someone smart.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you know Sam made honor role? 

 [ "Hitler Particles" ]

1: A theoretical mass that accumulates around right wing reactionaries which, over time, brings them further right until they become nazis.

  * e.g.,  ... We've got to get Kanye away from Candace Owens before he inhales too many Hitler particles. 

 [ "Poo Particle" ]

1: Particles of feaces that float around in the air directly after a particularly greasy fart.

  * e.g.,  ... That stinks! I can taste the poo particles already! 

 [ "shit particles" ]

1: When a person passes wind (farts) and there is a fecal smell that follows, microscopic shit particles are floating in the air around the person. Which are inturn inhaled through the nostrils of nearby people, these are shit particles.

  * e.g.,  ... Omg that person just released shit particles, and they are in my mouth and nose. 

 [ "Crotch Particles" ]

1: Originating on the television show Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, the term has evolved into a slang term for sperm.

  * e.g.,  ... "I walked into my apartment bathroom and my roommate left his crotch particles everywhere!" 

 [ "Brayn Particle" ]

1: the brayn particle (the revolutionary form of particle that is created by 100s of atoms that consist of a photon and a nudetron, it is then fertilized in a illustrated flag bearer of 369 shits. Which is the accumulation of cookiecream the cookiecream is then curdled which goes through the process of digestion and menstruated out of a biologically special mutation of a yellow shithead called a minion that develops a fetish for bananas)

  * e.g.,  ... Hey bro, you on “Brayn Particles”? I snorted some Brayn’s today. Got my GPA up.