" uncertain "

 [ "Uncertain Times" ]

1: The mealy-mouthed, weasel-worded, chickenshit phrasing that brand advertising likes to believe is "reassuring" about massively negative global events, instead of using real words about what may be going on, like "pandemic" and/or "economic crisis" and/or "presidential incompetence". Singular form: "(this) difficult time"

  * e.g.,  ... "In these "uncertain times", disposable toilet seat covers are more critical than ever, like airlines and vacation cruises. Remember, sometimes the only thing between you and a coronavirus droplet might be a Big Johnson Ass Gasket." 

 [ "uncertain future" ]

1: The truth, or illusion, that we cannot know what will happen next.

  * e.g.,  ... She felt the weight of her uncertain future, more than ever, unable to predict or imagine the world which awaited. 

 [ "The Uncertain Turd" ]

1: The one small turd that remains in your butt and refuses to join it's friends after you've dropped all the other logs into the toilet. No matter how much you push, it pokes out a little, but always goes back in once you stop.

  * e.g.,  ... The Uncertain Turd: mama always said, "if all your friends jumped into the toilet bowl, would you jump to?" 

 [ "These Uncertain Dimes" ]

1: Dime baggies of drugs your friends have had stashed away in their bottom drawer since March 2020. You can tell from the anemic plastic and dustbuster-looking powder inside that these particular drugs have not seen the sweet inside of a dollar bill since before every bar stopped accepting cash.

  * e.g.,  ... You may have survived a pandemic, but with these uncertain dimes back in circulation, your Friday night at Kind Regards might be more dangerous than ever before. 

 [ "Uncertain Curtain" ]

1: Casting Couch so to say the curtain is uncertain so thus it wants a raise so it is a casting couch

  * e.g.,  ... person1: im like a curtain 

 [ "uncertain disbelief" ]

1: The words to use when your are unsure whether that you do not believe something.

  * e.g.,  ... Im not sure if i believe danny's story . now im full of uncertain disbelief