" stationary "

 [ "stationary" ]

1: stationary is a set of equipment needed in schools and offices.

  * e.g.,  ... an eraser is an item of stationary, and so are pens and pencils. 

 [ "stationary" ]

1: According to Arash at MIT it is the same sexual position as missionary.

  * e.g.,  ... - What is your favorite position? - Just the regular stationary. 

 [ "stationary" ]

1: not moving

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: I told my sister that I lift weights and she won't believe me! I told her that I could carry the football field and she's coming around later to see! Guy 2: Are you crazy? The football field's stationary! And anyway, it's too damn heavy for you to carry! 

 [ "stationary" ]

1: how idiots spell ‘stationery’

  * e.g.,  ... typical white girl: “oh em gee this stationary is so cute!! #studyhard #tumblr” 

 [ "The Stationary" ]

1: When a male holds his fist in a stationary posistion on a waist high table and inserts his penis into the gap of the fist, thus leading him to feel like he is having authentic sexual intercorse.

  * e.g.,  ... "I walked in on steve, while he was performing the stationary on himself, And he ejaculated all over my desk." 

 [ "Stationary" ]

1: A band of three boys named Dominic, Dan, and Tom. Tom plays the drums and is 13 years old. Dan plays the guitar and is Tom's twin brother. Dominic plays the bass and has black hair. They all go to Aberaeron comprehensive school in South Wales. Their style is rock.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, Stationary is going to jam tomorrow. We should go watch! 

 [ "Stationary starvation" ]

1: A restaurant where no one gets fed and the employee turnover is higher than anywhere else. Instead of A Moveable Feast Natural Cafe' and health store.

  * e.g.,  ... Stationary starvation is the worst restaurant I have ever been to. Service is so bad. 

 [ "The Stationary Stan" ]

1: Instead of a regular handjob in which the woman does the work, she will simply hold her hand out while the man does a thrusting motion into it. Like a backwards handjob.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, I tried out the Stationary Stan the other day. It was more work for me but it felt awesome!" 

 [ "Tactically Stationary" ]

1: Securing an objective from a vantage point requiring no movement. Only those with a high degree of skill will be successful at performing this tactic unscathed. Frequently practiced by the insurgency.

  * e.g.,  ... The insurgents secured the enemy spawn point with their Tactically Stationary maneuver. 

 [ "stationary syndrome" ]

1: When during summertime you happen to glance at a pack of pens, a bottle of glue, or a notebook and relized that no matter how much fun you have that summer school is around the corner.

  * e.g.,  ... Matt: Hey Jake whats wrong youve seemed pretty bummed lately.