" umpire "

 [ "umpire" ]

1: the person who stays at the stash house and watches the drugs. usually cocaine/crack.

  * e.g.,  ... yea im the umpire i chill at the crib and watch the base. 

 [ "umpire" ]

1: In Australian Football, the person who runs around the field blowing a whistle and tries to tell the players what to do. They are usually born without any form of eyesight. aka White Maggots

  * e.g.,  ... Mate the umpires blind, he pinged me for holding the ball when I didn't have chance to get rid of it. 

 [ "Umpire" ]

1: Fat guy who wears blue in a baseball game and can’t make one right call in his life and as Blinde as a bat

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Look it’s an Umpire!! 

 [ "Umpire" ]

1: Blind

  * e.g.,  ... Umpires are blind 

 [ "Third-Umpire" ]

1: Dodgy stuff, too close to call, of dubious merit, some characteristic or aspect that "the jury is still out" on. Something that is debatable.

  * e.g.,  ... Tom Cruise eating placentas is Third-Umpire. 

 [ "Third-Umpire" ]

2: Etymology: Akin to when during a cricket match the on field umpires are faced with a decision that is too difficult to make and so they refer to the Third Umpire for a ruling.

 [ "Third Umpire" ]

1: Cricket: Used when the on-field umpire is unsure of a decision regarding run-outs, stumpings, and the legality of catches. However, they now use it as a cop-out as they are too pussy to make decisions. The third umpire plays part in the umpire decision referral system.

  * e.g.,  ... A batsmen is clearly run out. 

 [ "umpire school" ]

1: The place baseball umpires need to go when they suck.

  * e.g.,  ... I was 0 for 3 tonight because butt-face over there needs to go to umpire school. 

 [ "Empire Umpire" ]

1: Largely self appointed head geek at a Star Wars convention. Passes judgment on costumes and characterizations.

  * e.g.,  ... Uh, you better tighten your buns if you want to make it past the Empire Umpire and pass for Princess Leia. You don't want to look like a Lukass! 

 [ "Afl Umpires" ]

1: These umpires are blind and never make the right calls. Also known to favour the home team.

  * e.g.,  ... The afl umpires are known for costing teams games 

 [ "Internet Umpire" ]

1: Satish is a boy from Chennai who is for known for his social media name Internet Umpire , he is well know for his love for the IPL team chennai super kings and Cricket , He is popoularly known as Heisenberg among twitteraties and Instagrammer's , he is one of the accounts which is followed by official twitter handle of Chennai Superking's

  * e.g.,  ... In one word we can say that Internet Umpire is a person who makes twitter more intresting using his sarcastic tweet's