" twitters "

 [ "Twitter" ]

1: passive aggressive pissy angry village of spoiled brats and people who think they're famous (under 140 characters).

  * e.g.,  ... "Let me add you on twitter.." 

 [ "twitter" ]

1: The new replacement for the walls of a public toilet. A place to write one's thoughts, often while sitting on a toilet, hoping the public will read them.

  * e.g.,  ... After I was suspended from school for graffiti I found this twitter thing. 

 [ "Twitter" ]

1: A super toxic app/website. The community on there as the combined IQ of a Goldfish. They like to cancel people for the slightest of things

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: BRUH, *random kind and famous person* JUST GOT CANCELLED 

 [ "Twitter" ]

1: Hell. Nothing more. It is the only way to describe it. It is the domain to some of the worst type of human beings on the planet. Filled to the brim with losers who spew insults online because they most likely wouldn’t dare say it in their real life. Shielded by their screen, they hurl hurtful rhetoric to anyone who disagrees with them, because, haven’t you heard? This is 2021! Respectfully disagreeing? Nonsense! Twitter is the birthplace of some of the most ridiculous ideologies such as #cancelculture and #killallmen. These ideas are birthed there, linger there, and are kept alive by the mentally ill who inhabit the platform. Oh, and one more thing...... Stans.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: I’m thinking about getting twitter. 

 [ "Twitter" ]

1: An awful place run by the cancel cult (aka cancel vultures) who cancel people for 10 year old tweets (even though people change) just to cure their boredom

  * e.g.,  ... I will never use twitter because I do not want to be a cancel vulture and do not want to participate in cancel culture 

 [ "twitter" ]

1: a website where gaggles of morons and bitchy teenagers argue about politics or tea on a regular basis. without all that, it's just a website of fangirls and average people talking about literally anything.

  * e.g.,  ... some guy: do you use twitter? 

 [ "twitter" ]

2: overall, it's a fucking mess.

  * e.g.,  ... some other guy: oh yeah, i use it. 

 [ "Twitter" ]

1: A virtual daycare for maladjusted adults. A place where people think they are getting properly informed, which is a hubristic joke. It is impossible to have anything substantive in 280 characters.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Did you see the news about Syria on Twitter? Person 2: "News" on Twitter? Was that a joke? Person 1: Well I'm verified so if you think that I don't know what I'm talking about, you're the one that's mistaken. I have 589k followers who listen to what I have to say. I'm verified and have never lost an argument of Reddit. Person 2: Jesus Christ, when was the last time you read a textbook? 

 [ "Twitter" ]

1: People screaming at each other.

  * e.g.,  ... Twitter is just people screaming at each other. 

 [ "Twitter" ]

1: A social media website consisting largely of trolls, slacktivists, mentally ill, cyberstalkers and groomers.

  * e.g.,  ... You can make many friends on Twitter but unfortunately they're fake friends. 

 [ "twitterate" ]

1: Adj. Literate in Twitter-speak; able to use Twitter.

  * e.g.,  ... Doug: Hey man, did you see my last tweet?