" swelters "

 [ "sweltering" ]

1: When it's so hot in the room your shirt sticks to your back

  * e.g.,  ... Oh it's offcially sweltering my shirting sticking bro 

 [ "Sweltering" ]

1: Unbearable hot weather.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm absolutely sweltering in this heat. 

 [ "swelterate" ]

1: The point of which Mr. Bryan says your face will melt and you will die of heat exhaustion.

  * e.g.,  ... Isabella, drink a lot of water before you go outside or else you'll swelterate. 

 [ "Swelter" ]

1: Adjective or interjection. It's a synonym of "swell" but with a modern twist. When you say it, you've gotta feel awesome. Picture yourself surfing while you say it, that helps.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: "I got into USC, Man-bro!" 

 [ "Sweltering Throbber" ]

1: A very large venous, almost impossible to talk down erection Called Sweltering Throbber because it is hot to the touch and pulsing with pure masculinity, can only be cured by plowing Lady GaGa

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh man I have a such a sweltering throbber right now" 

 [ "Swelter in place" ]

1: From the law enforcement term regarding safety measure known as Shelter in Place...Swelter in Place is the situation one finds oneself in when faced with a heat wave and no air conditioning or when engaging in a sauna.

  * e.g.,  ... The never ending high summer temperatures caused many to Swelter in Place. 

 [ "swelter-in-place" ]

1: Variation of shelter-in-place. An order issued by federal, state, or local governments in response to the Coronavirus pandemic, advising citizens to remain at home during the hot summer months, in many cases, without air-conditioning.

  * e.g.,  ... Bro, imagine what we would be doing right now if there wasn't a swelter-in-place order; catchin' waves, pickin' up chicks, havin' a bonfire...all the bitchin' stuff we used to do before the 'rona. 

 [ "Swelter sesh" ]

1: The overwhelming internal warmth derived from the simple act of sitting in the suffocating heat of a parked car after a long day in the frigid work space. It is often accompanied by dissociative scrolling on one’s phone or a blissful slip into the dreamscape.

  * e.g.,  ... “Sorry it took so long for me to respond to after work, I was having a swelter sesh in my car.” As I sat in misery, shivering under the AC at work, I thought to myself, “I can’t wait for my swelter sesh.”