" glitters "

 [ "Glitter" ]

1: The fucking worst invention on the face of the earth. Sticks to everything and should be used as a form of torture to clean up.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you hear that Craig had to clean up some glitter? 

 [ "Glitter" ]

1: The herpes of crafts.

  * e.g.,  ... I have glitter all over my face and I can’t get rid of it. 

 [ "Glitter" ]

1: An unholy disease that transcends time and space.

  * e.g.,  ... I was talking on the phone with my sister, and wouldn't you know it, a wormhole allowed her glitter to get on me. 

 [ "glitter" ]

1: glitter is the herpes of craft suplies

  * e.g.,  ... The thing about glitter is if you have it on you be prepared to have it on you forever, cause glitter doesn't go away. 

 [ "Glitter" ]

1: n. A sparkling or glistening light.

  * e.g.,  ... You're nickname is glitter for a reason; so live your life and kick his ass to the curve. 

 [ "Glitter" ]

2: Brilliant or showy, often superficial attractiveness.

 [ "Glitter" ]

3: An amazing person with a large heart and big SPIRITS!

 [ "glitter" ]

1: (v) To throw glitter on politicians who oppose gay rights, because it makes them look like homogays.

  * e.g.,  ... They glittered Tim Pawlenty yesterday. 

 [ "Glitter" ]

1: The collective noun for a group of three or more young women, typically caucasian, who exhibit two or more of the following traits;

  * e.g.,  ... "Shit, this store was quiet until that glitter of girls walked in here. I bet they haven't even been to the gym today." 

 [ "Glitter" ]

2: Fall attire

 [ "Glitter" ]

3: Pumpkin spice anything

 [ "Glitter" ]

4: Yoga pants

 [ "Glitter" ]

5: A need to laugh in unison, loudly

 [ "Glitter" ]

1: A magical substance that shames any serious person found with it on. A perfect weapon to use on bosses who have just sacked you. Turns wampires into meyerpires.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dammit, Steve threw glitter on me and now I have to walk around looking like an idiot all day!" 

 [ "Glitter" ]

1: The sparkly stuff Ke$ha's obsessed with singing about and putting on face. Also thrown around everywhere in the "Take It Off" video and what Katy Perry sang in her song "Last Friday Night." Can be used to throw in your enemies' eyes and make a dazzling getaway.

  * e.g.,  ... Ex. 1: "There's a place I know 

 [ "Glittering" ]

1: Using a coupon on something it's not intended for. Also known in the coupon world as balanced couponing; FRAUD.

  * e.g.,  ... M bitches and I went glittering today! We bought 24 packs of crayons with our shampoo coupons!