" turnover "

 [ "turnover" ]

1: The strategy of making space between two girlfriends. By making time between the two, you let the heat die down from your ex, and hope that the girlfriend in the works will stick around. By waiting, you avoid a barrage of calls and facebook emails of the "OMFG WTF IS THAT SHIT" variety.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 1: Hey, aren't you gonna go after that chick on 3rd floor now that you ditched whatsherface? Dude 2: Yep, but the turnover rate is pushing one month. Dude 1: I give it two weeks. 

 [ "turnover" ]

1: How you feel the day after you got turnt

  * e.g.,  ... "That was party was on fleek, still feeling hella turnover even though it's been two days." 

 [ "Chocolate Turnover" ]

1: The act of shitting in someones anus.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm going to give you a chocolate turnover tonight. 

 [ "gonorrhea turnover" ]

1: when a woman is getting cunnilingus while sitting on the man's face, and then like the hook she spins around 180 degrees to face away from him without dismounting.

  * e.g.,  ... why don't you do something you're good at? like givin' him a gonorrhea turnover? 

 [ "columbian turnover" ]

1: Having sex with someone missionary, then flipping the participant over, jizzing on their back, sprinkling cocaine over said jizz and snorting up the concoction.

  * e.g.,  ... I got a sinus infection from having a columbian turnover. 

 [ "Texas Turnover" ]

1: This is a sexual act, although it does not occur at the appointed time of consummation. More of a courting ritual really. A male, attempting to excite his spouse or chosen mate, will defecate on their pillows. The steaming turn can be referred to as a Texas Turnover

  * e.g.,  ... Mike: "Did you get that Texas Turnover I left for you this morning?" Ashley: "Ah yes! Why thank you Mike for such a magnificent gesture. Maybe we will indulge in some Alabama Flapjacks later as well." 

 [ "blumpkin turnover" ]

1: where the women is flipped upside down in a 69 position while doing a blumpkin so that she has a close up view of the fecal release.

  * e.g.,  ... that bitch likes to get splashed in the face so we do a blumpkin turnover. 

 [ "Cherry Turnover" ]

1:  n. The act of flipping over a virgin onto her stomach so that one does not have to endure her abrasive wails of pain or expressions of love.

  * e.g.,  ... -Hey Max, what were those noises I was hearing from your apartment last night? 

 [ "apple turnover" ]

1: When the male fucks a girl rough until she bleeds then turns her over and repeats anal .

  * e.g.,  ... Keith gave Cathie an apple turnover last night and she can't walk 

 [ "Breakfast Turnover" ]

1: The Breakfast Turnover is a sexual act peformed by a male on a female partner. Depending upon the female's sleep position (on back or on stomach) determines the appropraite starting orifice. If on her stomach, the male gently awakens the female by first peforming analingus upon her then followed by quickly flipping her over to expose the vagina and then performs cunnilingus. If on her back, the action is simply reversed. If the female is a side sleeper, the starting orifice is at the male's discretion and usually is determined by whether the booty or the vagina is facing him.

  * e.g.,  ... Randy was so horny when we woke up in the morning that he decided to treat himself to a Breakfast Turnover and started munching down on Sandy's leather cheerio then quickly flipped her over to enjoy her tasty taco.