" tosspots "

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1: a silly, stupid, or crazy person that plays with someone's tablet computer in the library before an exam

  * e.g.,  ... You TOSSPOTS! You should be studying, not scribbling on computers!!!! 

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1: Originally a word for someone who is a drunkard, over-fond of ale, of tossing the pot of ale back.

  * e.g.,  ... "But when I came unto my beds, 

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2: Earliest example of this known is in 16th century Elizabethan English,

  * e.g.,  ... With hey, ho, the wind and the rain, 

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3: Shakespeare's play "Twelfth Night", has the word in the closing part of the play, in Feste's song.

  * e.g.,  ... With toss-pots still had drunken heads, 

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4: Nice to see it's still used, even if the meaning could be slightly different.

  * e.g.,  ... For the rain it raineth every day." 

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1: fool

  * e.g.,  ... you fucking tosspot, look what you've gone and done! 

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1: Basically, it means that you are a wanker.

  * e.g.,  ... Tom P: i fink im soo c00l bruvva!1!! 

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1: complete arsehole. someone who really deserves to die slowly and painfully

  * e.g.,  ... Mr Newman, crappy drama teacher at WBGS. what a complete tosspot 

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1: With reference to "Bastard" this word is used as an insult. with the meaning of the pot that is used when donaters of sperm use to capture the "donation" hence the off spring being a bastard as they are not informed of who the donater is.

  * e.g.,  ... "Frost ya Bloody Tosspot" 

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1:  The wanking equivalent to a swear-box/jar.

  * e.g.,  ... Kid A: "Why doesn't Willy come out anymore?" 

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2: If one finds themself jerkin' the gherkin a little too often, and they wish to solve this problem, then a tosspot system can be used to combat the issue. Essentially, when the serial tosser tosses themselves off, they have to toss one pound sterling into their tosspot. This should act as a disincentive to wanking, thus solving the problem.

  * e.g.,  ... Kid B: "He can't afford to... all of his money ends up in his tosspot- stupid cunt." 

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3: For added fun, a competition can be initiated among two friends. A set period of time is designated- two weeks say, whereby both gents utilise the tosspot system. At the end of these two weeks, the tosspots are swapped. The loser is the chump who hands over the tosspot with the most money. This game requires the utmost honesty to avoid brawls.

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1: one who tosses very often.

  * e.g.,  ... STFU, fucking tosspot! 

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1: an alcoholic. someone who tosses pots of beer down their throat all day.

  * e.g.,  ... that tosspot jerry's fallen off the wagon again. 

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1: A total wanker.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oi you!...your a tosspot!"