" drunks "

 [ "Drunk" ]

1: When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

  * e.g.,  ... arrrrrrggggg! (like a pirate but in more pain) 

 [ "drunking" ]

1: Drinking with the intention of getting drunk.

  * e.g.,  ... Are you drinking or drunking tonight? 

 [ "Drunk" ]

1: There are several stages of drunkness. Happy- The only reason you feel anything at all is because you're glad that you're beginning your alcohol binge. Tipsy- Your first shot has taken effect. You feel as though you may "tip" over. Buzzed- A slight pressure inside your head. You feel as though you can walk up to anyone in the bar and take them home tonight. Drunk (aka sloshed)- Your limbs have stopped working the way you want them to. Speech slurred. You may also feel a sloshing feeling from the alcohol contents in your stomach. Hammered- You're sitting on the floor of the club wondering how you got there. By now, the pressure in your head has elevated to a hammering feeling. All fucked up- You have reached the trifecta of alcohol consumption! To reach this state, you probably have mixed your beers, wines, and liquors. Congratulations! So drunk you act sober again- Rinse and repeat.

  * e.g.,  ... Liz and Kari on the Fourth of July, sneaking rum inside their diet cokes while the kids were in the pool, were drunk. 

 [ "drunk" ]

1: When the whole world seems awesome, inside voices do not exist, emotions know no bounds, everyone is ten times hotter, and the world is a happier place.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm so drunk. Pass that bottle of Jack, yo. 

 [ "drunk will" ]

1: Tampa Based promotions company involving heavy drinking and a wanton lifestyle without regard for the safety of others.

  * e.g.,  ... "We were so drunk, Drunk Will would have been proud." 

 [ "Drunk" ]

1: A word defining a person who has had too much alcohol. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, drunkened, loose, tipsy, defcon 1, well-done, trashed, jagged up, Irish, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated, laced, (etc.)

  * e.g.,  ... Every weekend, Dan gets (insert word here), and pisses people off. 

 [ "drunk" ]

1: One's alter ego who is blamed for all things of a regrettable nature.

  * e.g.,  ... Subject 1: Hey, what were you doing with my cat last night? 

 [ "Drunk" ]

1: Chemically incovienenced

  * e.g.,  ... "i'm not drunk i'm chemically incovienieced and your bestest friend in the whole world ever" 

 [ "Drunk" ]

1: Me

  * e.g.,  ... I'm drunk 

 [ "Drunk" ]

1: A sublime way of existing in a world full of idiots.

  * e.g.,  ... If I wasn't so drunk you would look stupid dancing to that house music shit!