" soaker "

 [ "soaker" ]

1: Stepping in a puddle and getting your shoe wet.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob McKenzie is standing knee-deep in a vat of beer which is quickly rising: 

 [ "soaker" ]

2: In my experience always seemed to happen in the snowy months: Slipping on the snow when jumping across the creek, stepping through the thin ice on the side of a pond, falling through a spring snow bank that has been hollowed out by the thaw's runoff.

  * e.g.,  ...  "My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks." 

 [ "soaker" ]

1: A cigarette soaked with PCP(angel dust)

  * e.g.,  ... Let me get a dip, but hook it up. Make it a soaker! 

 [ "Soaker" ]

1: When a woman gets so incredibly turned on, instead of just getting wet she completely soaks herself in vagina juice.

  * e.g.,  ... Jacob- "So did Raynee like your fixie?" 

 [ "Soaker" ]

1: One who participates in the act of soaking. Soaking: to place ur penis in a girls vagina, and not move in and out, as if to soak it.

  * e.g.,  ... The boy didn't believe in premarital sex so he became a soaker. 

 [ "Soaker" ]

1: boston terminology for blowjob

  * e.g.,  ... Petey went down to the cape this weekend and got a wicked soaker from Marcie. 

 [ "Soaker" ]

1: Soaker is the act of having inter-coarse to completion. Then leaving the penis inserted into the vagina until morning.

  * e.g.,  ... (Change room @ the gym) hey man did you stay in the pool too long? You've got prune dick! Nah last night I came in this chick last night and we both passed out while I was inside her! Soaker! 

 [ "Panty Soaker" ]

1: A man who, by his appearance alone, will cause a woman to want to have sex with him. A true panty soaker knows he is a panty soaker and treats women accordingly - meaning since they are aquired cheaply they have little or no value and can be easily discarded.

  * e.g.,  ... Steve is a real panty soaker. Women are attracted to him like moths to a flame. 

 [ "deep soaker" ]

1: A turd left in the toilet that is not flushed.

  * e.g.,  ... Jock rock just left another deep soaker in the men's room! 

 [ "cork soaker" ]

1: Comedic replacement word for "cocksucker". Even though SNL used the word in one of their sketches, they are not the originator. This word goes back to at least 1970, if not before, by the late, great, comic Redd Foxx on his old "dirty" record albums, way before the Sanford and Son TV show. I used to have the LP with this on it, don't remember the name of the album.

  * e.g.,  ... Redd Foxx audio comedy bit where he talks about people who soak corks for wine bottles whom he calls "cork soakers" as well as people who make frocks for expectant mothers, whom he calls "mother frockers". Foxx then talks about a convention which happens to host both groups, and states "I have never seen so many drunken mother frockers or cork soakers in my life". 

 [ "cork soaker" ]

1: It is a variation of Cock Sucker. Based again on an SNL/Tina Fey skit, much like the Colonel Angus skit. Better said with an italian or spanish accent.

  * e.g.,  ... I'a like bein'a cork soaker. I'a been soakin da corks aaalllll my life. I soaka da bigga fat ones and'a da loooong skeeeeney ones!