" too "

 [ "too" ]

1:  A word that means, "in addition", or "in excess". A word that people with an IQ below 100 seem to believe does not exist. They will often replace with the incorrect variant "to", which does <u>not</u> mean the previous definition. An easy way to distinguish whether or not someone is educated or intelligent. Those who use this word correctly often will be well read and have an average-to-above-average intelligence.

  * e.g.,  ... Jason is coming along too! 

 [ "too" ]

1: A word used to express when there is more of something than neaded, or for the word also. Often replaced by "to" and "2" by idiots.

  * e.g.,  ...  There were too many people in the crowd for me to see what was going on. 

 [ "too" ]

1: too - a word often forgotten when necessary.

  * e.g.,  ... I want to go....TOO 

 [ "toos" ]

1: Toos is a person who can go full nights with no sleep and still be able to function the next day and all her friends think she has some sort of sleeping disorder. She had probs watched every show on Netflix and watched it about 10 times over. A toos is normally a very fast walker and can walk miles without getting tired but surprisingly not very sporty. She spends countless hours on her phone usually watching Netflix, Tiktok and YouTube. She has an obsession with Harry Styles and will get married in the Beachwood Cafe. Don’t you dare sing the words wrong to any of her fav songs or you’re dead to this bitch. She is an absolute legend and will try and force feed you to ‘fatten you up’ even though she’s the skinniest bitch in the room. She probs has a dog with a name that sounds vicious even though the dog is an angel. This bitch will defo be a money heist fan. She never studies for tests but always gets 100% and will always say you did better even though you got 1% and it makes no sense. Everyone is jealous of a toos for her good looks and great personality. Her soulmate is definitely going to be a shwin or a mulch as they are the most compatible. You gotta love a toos

  * e.g.,  ... ‘I stayed up all night watching Netflix!’ ‘Wow you must be a toos!’ ‘Why are yous all laughing?’ ‘Oh, sorry toos made us laugh with her amazing personality!’ 

 [ "Too Too" ]

1: An Ugly male face, with a lot of freckles and a Big head.

  * e.g.,  ... My best Friend is dating a freaking Too Too! 

 [ "too in it" ]

1: very very high or drunk. Partying while high or drunk.

  * e.g.,  ... Man Jordan is too in it right now, he had 2 blunts and 7 shots. 

 [ "too on" ]

1: A phrase to describe someone who is too invested, involved, or obsessed. A person who is "too on" tries too hard at whatever they are doing. Although they mean well, the people around them perceive the action in a negative light.

  * e.g.,  ... Jamie: Did you see Jessie's shoes today? 

 [ "Too" ]

1: someone on who is loveing and sincere, you can look up to them cause they are a great role model, you want to keep them in your life no matter what

  * e.g.,  ... Tessie is such a Too! i love her! 

 [ "Too On/Too Ready" ]

1: When a person is overly excited about something; being first in line to eat, a date, get drunk, get high, etc... Should only be used before the occasion takes place or at the exact moment it begins. The purpose is to make fun of someone for being overly excited.

  * e.g.,  ... Joann was too on/too ready for her rendezvous with Stan that she showed up early. "She's too ready!!" Bill was too on to smoke that blunt, he coonfingered it up! Jim was too on for the concert that he got wasted beforehand and passed out before it even started! 

 [ "Too" ]

1: Also.

  * e.g.,  ... Hym “I SAID THAT TOO!!! That’s all it’s ever been about. Me not treating people who think they are better then, me better than they deserve to be treated. That’s why you need me to lose to a retard. You need it. You need the smoking pistol. You need to be able to say ‘Oh ho ho! See!? If you treated us better you wouldn’t be worse than a retard!’ It’s pathetic and it’s what makes this whole thing artificial. And they only paid for it once! And if they had helped right in the first place I wouldn’t have needed it. Or not sided with the cripple OR that fucking whore wouldn’t have fucked it in the first place. we wouldn’t even be here! It’s not about me or what I did or how I behave. It’s you thinking I need to be taught a lesson and acting on it, (indefinitely) and using a whore fucking a retard to do it. And I said that was the case initially. You think you’re all so complex but the idea that I’M the one who needs to have introspection imposed on him? Look at your-fucking-selves! That’s a projection! You lack the thing you think I don’t have. But I SAW YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! Day one! Call this the sequel. The Bible 2: Rebibling. This is what you idiots are like. Un-Fucking-Believable!”