" tons "

 [ "tons" ]

1: Describing something in a large amount.

  * e.g.,  ... i love you tons baby. 

 [ "tons" ]

1: A FAT ASS such a large piece of shit that cant fit through dorways

  * e.g.,  ... RYAN PACIFIC. man tons go kill your self 

 [ "tons" ]

1: The infinite quantity of love one can have and/or express for another.

  * e.g.,  ... "I thought you said you couldn't measure love.".."You can in tons.".."BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!" 

 [ "ton ton" ]

1: when you pass out while your member is still inside of the female

  * e.g.,  ... dude, last night i was so hammered i accidentally ton ton-ed this chick 

 [ "ton-ton" ]

1: Furry, white creature with spiral horns. Home planet of Hoth. A mix between a goat and a kangaroo.

  * e.g.,  ... "OMFG!! 1t'5 4 FL337 0F 70N-70N!!" 

 [ "ton-ton" ]

2:  A method of transportation in star wars: battlefront. Used in the icy tundras of Hoth to get around quickly. Very weak and prone to bouts of standing completely still trying to figure out how it survives without anything to eat but snow and ice.

  * e.g.,  ...  "hey guys, let's give 'em a chance and ride in with Ton-ton's." 

 [ "ton-ton" ]

3:  A sleeping bag used to stay warm and cozy on the cold, wintry nights of Hoth. The problem with using a Ton-ton as a sleeping bag is that this often results in the death of the Ton-ton as vital organs and "stuff" gush out upon entering the gizzard of a Ton-ton. Also, the smell is pretty nasty, but what did you expect, a 4-star hotel?

  * e.g.,  ... "d00d! Fr33 M34l + C0zy 5L33P1NG 7h1NgY?1?!?1?! H0w 1 L0z3?" 

 [ "tons of" ]

1: A large indeterminate quantity of.

  * e.g.,  ... "I can't come out tonight; I've got tons of work to do". 

 [ "tons of" ]

2: Synonymous with :

  * e.g.,  ... "There are tons of fun activities to do in Paris". 

 [ "tons of" ]

3: (truck/shed/shit/shelf)loads of, heaps of, masses of, piles of, mountains of, stacks of, oodles of, etc

  * e.g.,  ... "Not only is she intelligent; she's got tons of confidence too". 

 [ "tons of" ]

4: Also see: wads of (cash), stashes of(money), barrels of (laughter/fun), bags of (fun/ money/ confidence).

 [ "Ton-Ton" ]

1: To cut open a living being, usually an animal, and get inside to use their body heat for warmth. (Sometimes used as a angry threat to annoying people during times of extreme cold.)

  * e.g.,  ... Han Solo preformed an emergency ton-ton procedure using a lightsaber in order to keep Luke Skywalker alive on the frozen planet of Hoth.  

 [ "ton" ]

1: 100 - strangely, not 1000 - GB pounds sterling. Or any other currency for that matter.

  * e.g.,  ... oi geez, lend us a ton? 

 [ "ton" ]

2: from cockney dialect.

 [ "A-TON*" ]

1: A-TON* is a half-breed wana be gangster who can't shoot straight 💯 and has no hustle so he has to Rob those that do 💯 just like a hos is a pig that don't fly straight 💯

  * e.g.,  ... Yo dog I think I saw that buster ass A-TON*at the mo mo last nite 

 [ "TONS" ]

1: A sarcastic expression used most often in answer to an inquiry or question to signal that you won't even dignify the question with a real answer. Yeah, right. Good one!

  * e.g.,  ... Caleb: "Hey, Jack, you good to hang this weekend? Or you gonna be busy working on your flower beds still?