" ton "

 [ "ton" ]

1: 100 - strangely, not 1000 - GB pounds sterling. Or any other currency for that matter.

  * e.g.,  ... oi geez, lend us a ton? 

 [ "ton" ]

2: from cockney dialect.

 [ "ton" ]

1: The Ton is the village of Tongwynlais, a few miles north of Cardiff, Wales

  * e.g.,  ... Question: "where d'yuh live?" 

 [ "ton" ]

1: "the ton" A speed of 100mph.

  * e.g.,  ... John nearly did the ton on the way to work. 

 [ "ton" ]

1: used excessively in the online poker community, meaning many, lots of, several, countless, etc etc (insert any synonym of your choice)

  * e.g.,  ... Fish: I was like so crushed in that hand! 

 [ "ton" ]

1: a unit of weight for fat people

  * e.g.,  ... Why do you need a partner? You weigh like, more than 3 tons! 

 [ "ton" ]

1: The favorite person who gives you high fives with both hands and makes you smile on the crappiest of days. friend

  * e.g.,  ... Ton, get out of my head. 

 [ "ton" ]

1: A unit of weight equal to 2,000 pounds (0.907 metric ton or 9018 kilograms)

  * e.g.,  ... That car weighs two tons, or, 4,000 lbs. 

 [ "ton" ]

1: the amount jake paul weighs because he's fat.

  * e.g.,  ... guy#1: dude look at that fag jake paul over there!\ 

 [ "ton" ]

1: Means to fight, scrap ect. This word is used down south

  * e.g.,  ... You seen that bitch get in Chris face like dat? They bout to ton in dis bitch 

 [ "ton" ]

1: short for Tonya

  * e.g.,  ... she not pretty  

 [ "ton" ]

2: a gurl who fat and ugly

  * e.g.,  ... not skinny 

 [ "ton" ]

3: think she pretty

  * e.g.,  ... no one like her  

 [ "ton" ]

4: think she skinny

  * e.g.,  ... she smells 

 [ "ton" ]

5: think she has friend friend

  * e.g.,  ... has gracie hiat