" time "

 [ "time" ]

1: From a nonlinear, non-subjective viewpoint it's more of a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff.

  * e.g.,  ... The TARDIS travels through time and relative dimension in space. 

 [ "time" ]

1: The most evil invention known to man, probably created by the devil himself. It flows at the rate the least convenient to you. When you're a child, it goes so slow you're dying in it. When you grow up, it goes so fast you start to fall apart. If you slip up, you can't turn it back. Time is the only currency that spends by itself and you can't regain.

  * e.g.,  ... "The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it..." -Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 

 [ "time" ]

1: An invention by man to track reality's decay.

  * e.g.,  ... Only time can tell the destruction of humanity. 

 [ "time" ]

1: An abstract concept used by carbon-based lifeforms to measure their own rate of decay.

  * e.g.,  ... Why do I need an example? It explains itself! 

 [ "time" ]

1: n. what you spend in jail, a jail sentence

  * e.g.,  ...  I'll have sex with a 16 year old even if I get time for it 

 [ "time" ]

2:  a very real thing based on the movement of matter in the universe. Units of time are measured in something defined axiomatically such as the speed of light and a defined length.

  * e.g.,  ...  It takes a certain amount of time for a photon to travel one foot, and under the same conditions it always takes that amount of time. 

 [ "time" ]

1: The thing that no one ever seems to have enough of. An undefinable word

  * e.g.,  ... Derek: Man, I need more time to finish the song! Joseph: Dude you need better time managment. Its the one thing you need to value in life. 

 [ "time" ]

1: A song released by Pink Floyd on their 1973 album Dark Side of the Moon.

  * e.g.,  ... I was listening to that song Time and got really relaxed. 

 [ "time" ]

1: Moves at a speed of 1 second per second. Often moves at 2 minutes per second if you are in Indiana or Ohio, or when at school or band camp.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob: Hey steve it's time for lunch break! 

 [ "time" ]

1: Turns rock to sand,Kills kings, moves moutains,AND ABOVE ALL MAKES CHESSE YUMMY!

  * e.g.,  ... "givin a long enough time line the mortality rate for everyone  

 [ "time" ]

1: Time is an absolute truth regardless of the state of existence so long as it is not the forever end. In the physical universe there need be motion of any kind for time to have something to be relative to. Time travel can not exist in the popular sense. One can travel forward in time while seemingly no time passes for the traveler, but this is an illusion caused by being in some kind of stasis. True travel back in time can not occur.

  * e.g.,  ... It took a long time before the big bang happened again. 

 [ "time" ]

2: This is not to say that instantaneous or near-instantaneous travel is impossible, just that such theories may not come into conflict with time's law.