" theism "

 [ "theism" ]

1: Theism is not a religion, rather it is a belief in god(s). This can be a belief in a single God, as in Islam, Christianity, or Judaism (monotheism), or a belief in deities or multiple gods, such as Hinduism & many ancient religions.

  * e.g.,  ... Islam is a type of theism. 

 [ "theism" ]

1: Theism is the concept of a god. Theism is where theists and atheists come from. If you accept theism you are theist. If you don't accept theism you are an atheist. Babies are not atheists. Babies have no way to accept or reject the concept of a god. How can babies choose to be theist or atheist when they can't examine the evidence? Same goes for rocks, trees, cats and dogs. It has nothing to do with belief. Your belief or disbelief is the result of your choice, not the reason for it.

  * e.g.,  ... I am an atheist. After examining the evidence, I choose not to accept theism as a truth. 

 [ "polar theism" ]

1: A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).

  * e.g.,  ... FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved! 

 [ "polar theism" ]

1: A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).

  * e.g.,  ... FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved! 

 [ "Anarcho-theism" ]

1: Perception that monotheism is a violation of pagan European traditions. Can take on occultist & antisemitic attributes.

  * e.g.,  ... Anarcho-theism views paganism as more than a lifestyle choice - - it is a defense of European culture and pre-Christian heritage. 

 [ "agnostic theism" ]

1: Agnostic theism is defined as believing in the existence of a god, but not claiming to know for sure that this god definitely exists.

  * e.g.,  ... I wouldn't suggest paying attention to the other much more vulgar definition about agnostic theism 

 [ "eh-theism" ]

1: Canada's official religion.

  * e.g.,  ... After hockey, beer, and maple leafs, Canadians prescribe to eh-theism as their religion of choice. 

 [ "H.R-theism" ]

1: The worship and religious practice of H.R Wells, the most almighty big brain intellectual out of all of the Wells in the Council Of Harrison Wells.

  * e.g.,  ... “Hey bud wanna go hang out tonight?” “Na man I gotta practice my H.R-theism tonight.” 

 [ "Conspiracy Theism" ]

1: The almost religious-like belief in conspiracy theories.

  * e.g.,  ... Alex Jones’ followers are a bunch of Conspiracy Theists. They’ll believe anything he tells them without any facts, just like a religion. Conspiracy Theism is a way for dumb people to feel smart and superior to people who actually have critical thinking skills. 

 [ "upward theism" ]

1: Life only evolves better. There is no hell.

  * e.g.,  ... Upward theism is full of life.