" creed "

 [ "creed" ]

1: one of the worst things to heppen to humanity since the plague. Music from somewhere between your nut sack and ass hole

  * e.g.,  ... Even Jesus hates creed 

 [ "creed" ]

1:  A fine example of how horribe popular music today is, and how a majority of Americans have no taste in music.

  * e.g.,  ... Q: How do you drown the lead singer of Creed? 

 [ "creed" ]

2:  A band for retarded people that is fronted by a piece of shit wannabe who thinks he's a badass and tries to right serious, emotional music for queers to beat off to.

  * e.g.,  ... A: tie a mirror to the bottom of the ocean. 

 [ "creed" ]

1:  a retard who has no life and is depressed

  * e.g.,  ... gaige: oh no its creed 

 [ "creed" ]

2:  a decent movie

  * e.g.,  ... taylor: lets run 

 [ "creed" ]

3:  a shitty band

 [ "creed" ]

1: When your friend is about to end it all and you rush from any distance to catch them with arms wide open

  * e.g.,  ... If you ever consider jumping down that juicy flight of stairs, I will be at the bottom to creed you. No doubt about it. 

 [ "creed" ]

1: Large ego not counterbalanced by lack of talent. Possible ex-lover (s) of Fred durst.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, when that guy from creed walked in the room his huge head took up all the space, i wish he would just go back to living at fred durst's. 

 [ "creed" ]

1: probably the only good mainstream rock band today, since they have now gotten back together recently. often times compared to nickelback and other bands of that sort, when they are in fact 10 times better. their guitarist can actually play solos, their singer actually sings, and he writes lyrics that aren't all about getting wasted and having sex with whores. their music is somewhat cheesy yes but most people who hate them have probably never picked up one of their albums, because they actually put a lot of good songs on them, its not 2 singles for the radio than a bunch of crap. somehow everyone says they hate them but they sold 30 million records in like 5 years, which has to be some kind of record, obviously most people are just sheep and don't wanna admit to listening to music their friends hate.

  * e.g.,  ... "dude creed sucks so much, i heard that song on the radio the other day... that must mean every other song on their album sounds that way" "dude creed is so talentless, thats why their guitarist is in every guitar magazine in the world every month" "dude fuck creed, their singer talks about god, no rock band ever has done that, especially not metallica, several times... nope"... 

 [ "creed" ]

1: A generous hetero mix of crack and weed.

  * e.g.,  ... T: what you smokin? 

 [ "creed" ]

1: A generous puddle of smegma, fecal matter and anal lubricant left on the carpet during a homosexual orgy.

  * e.g.,  ... What the hell you fags? Who left this puddle of creed on my floor? It smells horrendous!! 

 [ "creed" ]

1: 1: a group of beleaves

  * e.g.,  ... "not to discriminate by race,sex or creed" 

 [ "creed" ]

2: 2: a great rock band

  * e.g.,  ... "creed rock man!" 

 [ "creed" ]

1: A true band, not like other bands who are all made of people who can't play instruments. Their vocalist is awesome and hot, their guitarist and their drummer kick ass, and their songs are beautiful. They don't sing about God, really, and the guitarist doesn't believe in organized religion, anyway.

  * e.g.,  ... They sing songs about happiness and inspiration, and recovering from hopelessness, even though most of the melodies are very dark-sounding.