" swiftness "

 [ "swiftness" ]

1: pure awesomeness associated with uber-epic people.

  * e.g.,  ... lame guy on infomercial: FEEL THE SWIFTNESS you sitting at home watching tv: *dialing* hi i'd like to order 16 copies, please. 

 [ "swiftness" ]

2: phrase usually said by people on infomercials for home-fitness training equipment and exercize dvds.

 [ "The Swift" ]

1: A sickness caused by over consumption of Taylor Swift music. Symptoms include: Tears, over exuberant joy, anxiety, dizziness, shortness of breath, personality change.

  * e.g.,  ... Sorry, can't chill, I've got The Swift 

 [ "The Swift" ]

2: May cause you to become bedridden for an undetermined amount of time. Treatments are yet to be discovered.

 [ "SWIFT" ]

1: A totally useless trucking company that hires only retards and unskilled drivers who usually fuck up so bad that they bring shame to the trucking community.

  * e.g.,  ... acronyms for S.W.I.F.T 

 [ "swift" ]

1: A word meaning general awesomeness.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, that's swift! 

 [ "SwIfted" ]

1: To write a song about someone who broke up with you much like Taylor Swift

  * e.g.,  ... (Person 1) John broke up with Lucy (Person 2) Man she is so going to SWIFT him (Person 1) I know she is probely SWIFTING him tonight at the show (Person 2) man she probely all ready SWIFTED him!!!! 

 [ "Swifted" ]

1: To be in a short and unsatisfying relationship with Taylor Swift, only to have a write an insulting song about you after you break up.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Did you hear? Harry Styles and Taylor Swift just broke up! He's totally about to be swifted!! Person 2: Really? I guess he's about to join the ranks of Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, and all those other poor fools who got caught in the witch's trap. Person 1: Wow, maybe she's the problem. Person 2: It doesn't matter to her since she gets paid for every guy she swifts 

 [ "Swift" ]

1: In reference to a person who is well-dressed. Saying that someone looks swift is the same as saying they look sharp, suave, or classy.

  * e.g.,  ... In his German-chocolate-colored suit, Leon Phelps looked swift. 

 [ "Swift" ]

1: Being very quick and stealth like thunder and lightning combined, if you are truely swift when u walk across water you shouldnt even touch it.

  * e.g.,  ... John is very swift in Combat. 

 [ "Swifting" ]

1: Anyone who nonstop spam mentions a girl consistently and/or is consecutively trying to flirt with one or multiple girls. (Usually but not always does this because they've watched too much romance anime)

  * e.g.,  ... John: "Hey baby girl wanna kiss me?💋" 

 [ "Swifted" ]

1: When someone is super high on painkillers.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: *mumbles* I am so swifted right now.