" speediness "

 [ "Speedy" ]

1: Make shift cab, cheaper, but also much, much more sketch. Common around the Niagara region in Southern Ontario

  * e.g.,  ... We didn't have enough money after getting our 40's, so we had to take a speedy to the party, man was the driver crazy.  

 [ "Speedies" ]

1: Large Breasts

  * e.g.,  ... look at those speedies Shes got cracking speedies 

 [ "speedy" ]

1: A person who ejaculates very immaturely. Almost as if just the touch of a women causes them to squirt man goo all over.

  * e.g.,  ... Jordan nutted after only 2 minutes. 

 [ "speedy" ]

1: One Of Great Acceleration

  * e.g.,  ... Wow, the anti-christ is speedy 

 [ "speedis" ]

1: Sloth sitting on a tortoise

  * e.g.,  ... "That Lachy is such an australian speedis" 

 [ "speedy" ]

1: A lovable character of a slow, sleepy and greedy disposition. Notoriously unable to respond quickly to all forms of communication and is often dictated to by Cyril.

  * e.g.,  ... Sorry for my speedy reply, i was visiting the hub and couldn't take my phone! 

 [ "Speedy" ]

1: The Paletero Mix himself , Bay Area DJ , Eitmo Unido Cofounder, Twitch & Chaturbate Legend, Layed off (Unemployed)Pornstar,likes to do 34 + 35 with Dj - X , Host of the Mixcloud Famous Podcast “The Paletero Mix

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Speedy ! Saca Las Paletas Putote 

 [ "Speedy" ]

1: Irish slang term for a Garda (Cop) on a Motorcycle.

  * e.g.,  ... Be wide, theres a speedy comin' up behind us..... 

 [ "Speedy" ]

2: Mainly used in the southern County of Cork.

 [ "speedy" ]

1: The best adjective to describe somebody on the drug of speed.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey speedy, go get me my McBiggot sammich! 

 [ "speedy" ]

1: Call someone this when they are actually extremely slow at comprehending the English language. In the event of this, it is called sarcasm.

  * e.g.,  ... someone says a joke...