" snookered "

 [ "snookered" ]

1: to be exhausted, or in a bad situation. snookered is a broadly used term which has a variety of meanings. A common definition of snookered, is to be fucked . Snookered is usually used in the phrase "fucking snookered". This basically means "absolutely fucked.

  * e.g.,  ... Nick: Shit man, you look tired. 

 [ "snookered" ]

1: fooled

  * e.g.,  ... I've been snookered. 

 [ "snookered" ]

1: tipsy; drunk; inebriated

  * e.g.,  ... I decided to get a bit snookered tonight. 

 [ "snookered" ]

1: v. (in the billiards game snooker) Refers to a safety shot that makes the next shot by the opponent very difficult. Not to be confused with the UK slang term snooks

  * e.g.,  ... Steven Hendry snookered his opponent with a beautiful safety shot. 

 [ "snookered" ]

1: Up shit creek without a paddle.

 [ "snookered" ]

1: The act of a man hitting a woman in the face. Derived from the MTV reality show The Jersey Shore when Snooki got sucker punched by a dude.

  * e.g.,  ... That girl at the bar was so mouthy I am surprised she didn't get snookered. 

 [ "snookered" ]

1: caught in traffic so you can't move around the slow car in front of you...that is more than likely driven by a woman

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, I'm so snookered right now 

 [ "snookered" ]

1: That moment when you find it difficult to function after taking 1 too many pellets!

  * e.g.,  ... Oh man they pellets are brilliant, I'm pure snookered. 

 [ "Snookering" ]

1: When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - " " that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !" 

 [ "snooker" ]

1: A British leisure game similar to billiards (invented before billiards) where you try to hit each colored ball into one of the six pockets.

  * e.g.,  ... Snooker is a pretty fun game to play.