" slapdash "

 [ "slapdash" ]

1: A jury-rigged repair. Anything held together with duct-tape, bubble-gum or baling wire. A machine put together by a hack , with a hacksaw and a trowel.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: That's a slapdash repair. 

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1: The act of giving someone a handjob then quickly running away-robbie ransom

  * e.g.,  ... Bro my GF just gave me a slapdash last night. I couldnt find her afterward 

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1:  v. tr. to procrastinate or hastily complete a project with unbelievable excellence. This combines the traditional meaning of the adjective slapdash (sloppy), while accentuating the positive aspect of the second syllable dash (as in dashing, impressive, debonair); to MacGyver something. n. a project created by slapdashing. Also, slapdashery. n. a person who exhibits awesomeness by consistently and successfully slapdashing projects.

  * e.g.,  ...  Angus MacGyver slapdashes yet another gizmo to thwart his enemies. May the gods bless you, Richard Dean Anderson. You are an inspiration to us all. That presentation was such a slapdash! How can you pull that off so well? I hate you. She got an A? Pat is such an unbelievable slapdash! 

 [ "slapdash" ]

1: To strike with a fish while running by; a drive-by performed with a fish.

  * e.g.,  ... My God, did you see that slapdash a second ago? 

 [ "slapdash" ]

1: cantalope antalopes and sharpies and mitch!

  * e.g.,  ... twichy mitchy 

 [ "Slapdash" ]

1:  (adj.) done hastily; haphazard; careless

  * e.g.,  ... I just got slapdashed, now I must have my revenge. 

 [ "Slapdash" ]

2:  (adv.) in a hasty or careless manner

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3:  (verb) to slap someone (preferably in the face) and then dash, i.e. run away* *This must be preceded by the slapped person being tricked into reading the word (slapdash), not necessarily aloud.

 [ "Slapdash" ]

1:  Revising for your exams a week after you have completed them. Throwing a bin carelessly out of the window to hurriedly get rid of rubbish

  * e.g.,  ... 1, Parent: Haris, when are you going to revise? Haris: Next week Parennt: but that is after the exams! Haris: Slapdash Dr. Blache: Were is the bin? Haris: Slapdash 

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1: Personified expression of all which is 'Du Frai Sur Le Plip'. A gentlemen of prepipinary wit, which recalls Gunterflupp's 'Tweaty Swap'. It sits atop a moist duvet of lyrical Brie. 9/10

  * e.g.,  ... I'm listening to Slapdash's new tune, and it's fucking slapdash! 

 [ "Slapdash" ]

1: An Autobot Powermaster Transformer best known for being "binary bonded" to a Nebulan partner named Lube. Like all Powermaster Nebulan partners, Lube had the ability to put his legs all the way behind his head. (Other amusing Transformer names include Thrust, Rodimus and Skids).

  * e.g.,  ... While Slapdash and Lube were hanging round waiting for Decepticons to show up, Lube would keep Slapdash's exhaust pipe greased. 

 [ "bombay slapdash" ]

1: After a (preferably hot) curry, covering the breasts of your partner in liquid filth and receiving a tit wank

  * e.g.,  ... My girlfriend's a dirty bitch, she even lets me give her a Bombay Slapdash.