" slamming "

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1: A southern term for taking a shit or dropping a duece so to speak. Technically slamming means a massive shit, which in most cases is painful to experience. Due to the fried diet of the south, most slams have large amounts of screaming, moaning, crying, praying, and begging. Many who experience such slams change religions 2 or 3 times and in some cases have even found Waldo during the ordeal. Throughout most of the slam the one taking the slam, also called the slammer, will have slam material better known as reading material to occupy the duration of the painful event. 80% of the time this slam material will consist of up-to-date sports information and news. Though everyone has to live through painful shits it's mostly males who get the brunt of this force. More often than not, males who take slams will have socks on and will keep their phone within an arms reach incase the fire department or medical assistance is needed. It is estimated 1/3 of slammers hallucinate and/or black out due to the amount of pressure put on the rectum and anus.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow, I can't believe this guy is slamming in my girlfriend's bathroom. 

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1: over the top good, great, amazing

  * e.g.,  ... "how was it kissing keyla?" " yooo it was slamming!" 

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1: A term used by postmen (mailmen) in the U.K for mail that is purposely not delivered, usually for top floor flats.

  * e.g.,  ... John the postie wants home for 10, he's going to be slamming all the crap for top floors today. 

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2: This pratice is not endorsed by the Royal Mail but is common place amongst posties, especially on a Saturday in an effort to secure an early finish.

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3: Slamming involves reintroducing the letter into the mail system the next day back at work.

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4: The undelivered item is refered to as a slammer.

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1: pushing partner up against the wall with your whole body while making out

  * e.g.,  ... My girl and I were making out, getting worked up, slamming her into the wall I kissed her passionately and massaged her buns 

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1: another word for Sex, but with much more enthusiasm and feel to it

  * e.g.,  ... BOB-yo i was slamming that babes wazoo like ten mins ago 

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1: Filling a filthy whore's pussy with your swinging meat dangle.

  * e.g.,  ... "This bitch wanted to slam, but I didn't have a jimmy hat...but I slammed it anyway" 

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2: Stuffing some dripping meat drapes with your blue veined custard chucker.

  * e.g.,  ... "I jus took you to a fuckin $30 a plate dinner - are we gonna slam or what?" 

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1: The act of sex... rough sex with a whore most of the time or a new girl

  * e.g.,  ... I was slamming that girl good last night 

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1: Usually referring to clothes and fashion. A nice outift or nice accessories/ shoes/ handbag etc

  * e.g.,  ... That outfit is slamming... Those earrings are wicked slamming 

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1: To graffiti in a conspicuous or risky area.

  * e.g.,  ... I was out slamming this was by the mall last night and had to run because some fool spotted me! 

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1: Remark of emphasis, to punctuate a statement or comment in a strong fashion, to expose ones' shortcomings or failings,

  * e.g.,  ... Bitch, you stupid! Awwwwwww slam slam!!!!!!