" thudding "

 [ "thudding" ]

1: Drinking beer all day, farting into the couch cushions.

  * e.g.,  ... Peter and I got a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon and spent the day thudding in his mother's basement. 

 [ "Thud" ]

1: A physical reaction that occurs with a males reproductive organ when sexually aroused. Blood fills the shaft and the Penis becomes erect and firm. The cowpers gland kicks into gear producing the clear fluid that trickles from the end of the tip. Making a wet spot in the shorts or dribbling off or down the erect crank. What happens beyond that is determined by the situation at hand. No pun intended. He has achieved a Thoroughly Hard Upright Dick. Thud.

  * e.g.,  ... While I was sniffing Theresa's Balloon Knot, I got one hell of a Thud and ending up pulling the old Bung Licker act on her. Her Gumhole softened right up and she let me Cornhole her like mad. She said I was the best Anal Intruder she has ever experienced. 

 [ "thudded" ]

1: Helping someone/doing something for them without them knowing, because they don't believe they can do it themselves.

  * e.g.,  ... Lucas thudded Peyton when he submitted her drawings to Thud Magazine; after she threw them in ten trash and walked away because she thought they weren't good, but they were. 

 [ "*thud*" ]

1: Short and easy version of *falls on the floor, having fainted, and makes a thudding noise*

  * e.g.,  ... On MSN, AIM etc: 

 [ "thud" ]

1: Nickname given to the Republic F-105 Thunderchief. The Thunderchief was primarily used as a Ground attack aircraft during the Vietnam War.

  * e.g.,  ... The Thuds rolled in and gave Charlie a wake-up call he'd never forget! 

 [ "THUD" ]

1: Acronym for That Huge Ugly Dick.

  * e.g.,  ... When Ashley saw his THUD for the first time she cried in fear and disgust, then proceeded to instinctively suck it dry. 

 [ "thud" ]

1: The sound of a smitten claymate hitting the ground after hearing/seeing/thinking about something incredibly sexy/hot/adorable done by Clay Aiken.

  * e.g.,  ... Awwww...! That adorable TUSHY!! That TUG!! THOSE EYES!!!! (sigh)... **THUD**!!! 

 [ "thud" ]

1: (Noun) One unit of hash (or hashish) of sufficient size and potency that will alter the users state of consciousness to 'high as a fucking kite'.

  * e.g.,  ... Jack: Dude.. 

 [ "Thud" ]

1: the sound/action Grobanites make when they see a hot picture of Josh Groban

  * e.g.,  ... OMG THAT PICTURE IS SO HOT!!!!11 

 [ "Thud" ]

1: A limo usually carrying large amounts of men with limp dicks often smoking

  * e.g.,  ... Wow that thud sure is nice