" sidewinders "

 [ "sidewinders" ]

1: I dont' know. Billy Joel's "Still Rock-n-Roll to me" has the lyric......."how about a pair of pink sidewinders and a bright orange pair of pants.....you could be a real Beau Brummel baby if ya just give it half a chance......What are sidewinders?

  * e.g.,  ... What are sidewinders 

 [ "sidewinders" ]

1: noun. A pair of female breasts, or nipples, that do not point in the same direction.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, look at this picture dude, her tits point in different directions" 

 [ "sidewinders" ]

1: when you lay a girl on her back and her tits go to her armpits

  * e.g.,  ... mimi rogers has sidewinders, her tits are so big that if you lay here down on her back her tits go to her armpits. 

 [ "Sidewinder" ]

1: Formerly, a species of snake; now more commonly referred to as any individual whose devious and deceitful nature is readily apparent, and as a result, they can't follow the straight and narrow. Instead, they sidewind you! They can't be trusted as far as you can throw them, they perpetually prevaricate, are prone to larcenous activity, etc. In essence, they are "disingenuous disciples of duplicity."

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, cousin...listen! The nickel-dickin' sidewinder in aisle 2 just stuffed a tenderloin down his, how we say, trousers. Brutal, baby, brutal! 

 [ "Sidewinder" ]

2: Yet another term coined by V.R. of a regional northeastern supermarket chain.

  * e.g.,  ... Those who come across this site and read this, who work at this supermarket chain, will readily identify with this and laugh their arse off! 

 [ "Sidewinder" ]

3: The usage of this word amongst his peers beggars belief!

 [ "Sidewinders" ]

1: When you are looking at a woman from directly behind her, but her breasts are so large that you can still see them from the back. Subject must be big-breasted yet slender, and/or have an hourglass figure to accomplish this feat.

  * e.g.,  ... Busty Czech glamour model Jana Defi has a glorious pair of sidewinders! 

 [ "Sidewinder" ]

1: The little off-shoot of pee that splits from the main stream of your pee.

  * e.g.,  ... 1: Did you pee all over this floor? 

 [ "Sidewinder" ]

1: a Air - to - Air missile in the AIM-9 family. The AIM-9 Sidewinder is a short-range heat-seeking missile.

  * e.g.,  ... Slider 1 aquired a lock on the YAK-36 Forger and loosed a Sidewinder at him. The poor Russkie bastard never saw it comin. 

 [ "Sidewinder" ]

1: while drinking heavily at a function and having a normal conversation with someone, and then to randomly turn your head to the side gracefully and throw up. then you proceed to continue the conversation like it never happened.

  * e.g.,  ... holy shit! did you just see that over there, she totally pulled a sidewinder and no one even noticed! suave! 

 [ "Sidewinder" ]

1: when a guy has a boner but it sticks off to the side.

  * e.g.,  ... I was at the beach and i saw this guy with speedo and he had a crazy sidewinder. 

 [ "sidewinder" ]

1: a turd so massive that it hits the toilet water while still coming out of your ass and then wraps itself around the bowl

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, I just left a sidewinder that wouldn't go down when I flushed, I hadda use the plunger to break it up and flush again