" moccasins "

 [ "moccasins" ]

1: Sweetest form of shoes known to man

  * e.g.,  ... Holy shit, eric just cut his moccasins in pics basement. He'll get laid wearin those! 

 [ "moccasins" ]

1: A form of shoe that Ally Hilfiger would not allow her husband to wear ever.

  * e.g.,  ... Take those ugly moccasins off your feet. 

 [ "moccasins" ]

1: Shoes for Indian wannabes. If you're not Native American, don't wear the shoes. UGLIEST SHOES U COULD EVER FIND!ONLY GAY GUYS WEAR THEM!

  * e.g.,  ... Danny- "Hey, look at my cool new moccasins! Aren't they so fab?!?" 

 [ "Moccasins" ]

1: The most comfortable type of shoe known to man. Feels like a little cuddly bear giving your feet a nice warm hug.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Dude! Check out my new moccasins! Guy 2: Aw sweet! Moccasins are so comfortable! 

 [ "moccasin" ]

1:  A soft leather slipper traditionally worn by certain Native American peoples.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh my new deer-skin moccasins are so comfortable! 

 [ "moccasin" ]

2:  Footwear resembling slippers

 [ "Moccasin Monday" ]

1: The tradition of wearing your Moccasin shoes every Monday.

  * e.g.,  ... Ryan: Oh gosh it's Monday tomorrow. 

 [ "Sex Moccasin" ]

1: A colloquial term for a "perfect" Vagina, The woman's Female Sexual Organ. A "new" vagina.

  * e.g.,  ... I just wanna slip into her sex moccasin for awhile and feel the comfort. 

 [ "sloth moccasin" ]

1: A vagina engulfed in ungroomed pubic hair.

  * e.g.,  ... I was going to go down on this girl, but she had a massive sloth moccasin. Her sloth moccasin looked like Charlie Daniels screaming. 

 [ "Douche Moccasins" ]

1: Any footwear worn by a Douche, Douche Bag, Douche Nozzle, et al. Typically a Douche Moccasin can be identified more by the situation in which it is worn rather than by the type of footwear. Any footwear worn for the purposes of enhancing other's knowledge of the wearers general Douche status can be considered a Douche Moccasin.

  * e.g.,  ... Examples of Douche Moccasins include: $500 basketball shoes being worn while NOT playing basketball, or while sucking at basketball, or at church/a funeral/a wedding. ADIDAS massaging sandals worn as regular shoes. Gators, worn for any reason 

 [ "Knockin' Moccasins" ]

1: Indian sex (feather indians, not dot). Otherwise known as "going native". Both participants should be drunk, obviously.

  * e.g.,  ... "On our camping trip Red Sitting Bull and Amanda spent the whole time knockin' moccasins in the tee pee." "Hey Steve, why are you wearing a feather headdress and covered in dirt?" "Oh, Pocohontas and I had some firewater and were knockin' moccasins over behind the liquor store."