" settees "

 [ "Settee" ]

1: Great place to have sex on, especially one that is plush and covered in soft, black leather.

  * e.g.,  ... Do you like my new leather settee? 

 [ "Settee" ]

1: A word for couch or sofa used by filthy hipster scum in order to attempt to sound more cultured or fancy, but just comes off making them seem like a cunt.

  * e.g.,  ... It's a fucking couch, sofa or chair, not a goddamn settee. 

 [ "Face Settee" ]

1: An expert in being the recipient of a face sitting. Sitting on this person's face is comparable to the comfort of sitting down on a settee.

  * e.g.,  ... Kate: Alastair's a freak, I heard he sits on girls' faces. 

 [ "on mah settee buddah" ]

1: Chanted imperative when sitting down is needed. No droning allowed please. And no musical chairs; everyone who needs to must, wherever.

  * e.g.,  ... Elderly patrona: "Excuse me you strapping young lad, but would you be so kind ..." Seated lame-ass: "On mah settee buddah."